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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i think he's building a big sauna. big enough for you to share with him. such a caring type of guyย ๐Ÿ˜

Yes I have always found him to be very caring.

He can care a lot, or not care less, but itโ€™s always about caring.

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On 27/01/2025 at 12:29, Ghostwriter said:

โ€œLittle sheet rackโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Love it!

Thereโ€™s likely indoor training today and Iโ€™m guessing itโ€™s at AAMI rather than Casey because the boys have to front up along with us this arvo for the filming of the Fox Footy ad.ย 

Can you share anything with us, Cassie?

...And one from left field, and I don't even know how I stumbled on him.

Canadian, but, from his avatar, clearly one of us! Worth a look at his work, particularly if you appreciate the follies that are D. Trump or our shared colonial parent, GB.

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The attempted season derailing articles have started.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

The attempted season derailing articles have started.

Nearly got through the preseason but fell at the last hurdle. Gunna be an interesting season.ย 


6 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Nearly got through the preseason but fell at the last hurdle. Gunna be an interesting season.ย 

cleary was adamant on sen that both mfc and rfc have stated neither players were physically involved

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1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

cleary was adamant on sen that both mfc and rfc have stated neither players were physically involved

I was talking about Kozzie possibly to Dockers article.

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9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I was talking about Kozzie possibly to Dockers article.

I hate articles.ย 


2 hours ago, layzie said:

I hate articles.ย 

Makes your sentences shorter!

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3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Makes your sentences shorter!

You mean like โ€œ shorten your sentencesโ€.

When does the 2029 AFL season start?

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On 04/02/2025 at 18:32, DemonFrog said:

When does the 2029 AFL season start?

About five months after the 2028 AFL season ends.

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On 04/02/2025 at 15:11, layzie said:

I hate articles.ย 

You hate articles, I love lamp.

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Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

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14 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

This weekโ€™s mystery.

15 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

Yeah good call, leave it be.ย 

On 06/02/2025 at 14:57, Redleg said:

About five months after the 2028 AFL season ends.

That too long! I have a feeling it will take a long time before we have any more success. The club appears to be an on/off field basket case again ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ To start the process of recovery we need to sack everyone who has been associated with the Collingwood Football Club and NEVER again recruit from this den of rat bags again.ย  Also feel this approach should taken against anyone thats had any association with the Essendonย  Football Club. We need Peter Jackson back again ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜”ย 

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

That too long! I have a feeling it will take a long time before we have any more success. The club appears to be an on/off field basket case again ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ To start the process of recovery we need to sack everyone who has been associated with the Collingwood Football Club and NEVER again recruit from this den of rat bags again.ย  Also feel this approach should taken against anyone thats had any association with the Essendonย  Football Club. We need Peter Jackson back again ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜”ย 

Is that the Peter Jackson that was CEO of Essendon?

Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ™‚ย 


2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Is that the Peter Jackson that was CEO of Essendon?

Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ™‚ย 

There is always one exemption to the ruleย 

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19 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

There is always one exemption to the ruleย 

Thatโ€™s why rules can be exempted.

They are not exemplary.

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15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Thatโ€™s why rules can be exempted.

They are not exemplary.

We can NEVER argue with a lawyer LOL ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

We can NEVER argue with a lawyer LOL ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

Well actually you can, you just might not win the argument.


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