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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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One has only so many hours in a day, so one's visits to No T$ No B$ are sporadic.

The new vistas each time are enchanting.

Though oddly disturbing in equal measure...

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    They can put a man on the moon etc...

     In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

     

    PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

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    13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    They can put a man on the moon etc...

     In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

     

    PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

    Oh.

    Yeah.

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    12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Tim tams.... mmmmmmm.....

    Now in multiple artificial flavours.

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    12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    One has only so many hours in a day, so one's visits to No T$ No B$ are sporadic.

    The new vistas each time are enchanting.

    Though oddly disturbing in equal measure...

    That's strange, because I had the "Don't Disturb" sign up.

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    11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    They can put a man on the moon etc...

     In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

     

    PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

    You obviously don't have false teeth.

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    On 13/05/2024 at 10:26, WalkingCivilWar said:

    wattles tickled

    Please explain.

    Then again maybe not😃

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    13 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Oh.

    Yeah.

    *Five seconds later*

    amirite??? 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    *Five seconds later*

    amirite??? 

    You miiiiight be?...

    🤔

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    21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    IMG_8057.thumb.jpeg.1d47ea395827d5bb5126c2b454f5cccc.jpegTry these feckers from Ireland 

    When I see the word Mikado I think of Gilbert and Sullivan and of course Japan.

    As the biscuit appears to be called Elite and Chocolate Mikado is the flavour, I wonder what other flavours they come in.

    Silver Sake.  Strawberry Sashimi.  Neapolitan NiNgiri. Tangerine Tempura. Lemon Yellow Yakitori. Raspberry Ramen. Nectarine Nasu Dengaku.  Uncle's Udon.

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    Have great memories of Ballyshannassy Park, playing Gridiron as an 18 y.o and nearly getting killed every week 😄

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    15 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    U don't want to know how they make the Uncle's Udon...!

    It doesn't bear thinking about.

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    • 2 weeks later...

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    Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

    My main concern for the game is how well Max recovers from watching the Giro D'Italia final competitive stage last night.

    Plus there's the let-down of commuting through the dreary 'sameness without theme' of an Australian city after watching the landscape of Northern Italy go past for five hours.

    Hopefully it manifests in anger. A real 'I will create something beautiful today and nothing will stop me' moment.

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    7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    My main concern for the game is how well Max recovers from watching the Giro D'Italia final competitive stage last night.

    Plus there's the let-down of commuting through the dreary 'sameness without theme' of an Australian city after watching the landscape of Northern Italy go past for five hours.

    Hopefully it manifests in anger. A real 'I will create something beautiful today and nothing will stop me' moment.

    what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

    You beat me to it dc.

    Goffy is most definitely on something.

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    On 13/05/2024 at 15:35, Moonshadow said:

    "Essendon 3rd on the ladder is like seeing an elephant sitting in a tree. You don't know how they got there but they're gonna come crashing down"

    - SEN this morning

    Or, How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. (Groucho Marx.)

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You beat me to it dc.

    Goffy is most definitely on something.

    Oh really? That was going to far?

    On this thread?

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Oh really? That was going to far?

    On this thread?

    I think it was spot on as a charicture of Max 😁  but I may be drinking the same thing...

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    8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Oh really? That was going to far?

    On this thread?

    You are correct, there is nearly no too far on this thread.

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

    I see this post arrived below a '2 weeks later...' notice. I hope achievement of 30,000 posts hasn't been 2021-like in creating a no-more-mountains-to-climb attitude.

    Back on pace and on message, please, ladies and gents!

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