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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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One has only so many hours in a day, so one's visits to No T$ No B$ are sporadic.

The new vistas each time are enchanting.

Though oddly disturbing in equal measure...

 

They can put a man on the moon etc...

 In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

 

PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

They can put a man on the moon etc...

 In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

 

PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

Oh.

Yeah.

 
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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Tim tams.... mmmmmmm.....

Now in multiple artificial flavours.

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12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

One has only so many hours in a day, so one's visits to No T$ No B$ are sporadic.

The new vistas each time are enchanting.

Though oddly disturbing in equal measure...

That's strange, because I had the "Don't Disturb" sign up.


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11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

They can put a man on the moon etc...

 In this age of technological advancement in every facet of life we have driverless cars, 3D printers, robots performing surgery, we’ve landed a vehicle on Mars, the list goes on, and on and on. Why, then, can we not have interviews on TV via satellite WITHOUT that annoying 5-second delay?!?! It’s 2024, not 1954. Surely some boffin or other can figure out a way to do it.

 

PS: my favourite biscuit is the Tim Tam, but not any old Tim Tam, I love the ‘Chewy Caramel’ variety, in particular. 

You obviously don't have false teeth.

On 13/05/2024 at 10:26, WalkingCivilWar said:

wattles tickled

Please explain.

Then again maybe not😃

13 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Oh.

Yeah.

*Five seconds later*

amirite??? 

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

*Five seconds later*

amirite??? 

You miiiiight be?...

🤔

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21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8057.thumb.jpeg.1d47ea395827d5bb5126c2b454f5cccc.jpegTry these feckers from Ireland 

When I see the word Mikado I think of Gilbert and Sullivan and of course Japan.

As the biscuit appears to be called Elite and Chocolate Mikado is the flavour, I wonder what other flavours they come in.

Silver Sake.  Strawberry Sashimi.  Neapolitan NiNgiri. Tangerine Tempura. Lemon Yellow Yakitori. Raspberry Ramen. Nectarine Nasu Dengaku.  Uncle's Udon.


Have great memories of Ballyshannassy Park, playing Gridiron as an 18 y.o and nearly getting killed every week 😄

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15 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

U don't want to know how they make the Uncle's Udon...!

It doesn't bear thinking about.

  • 2 weeks later...

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Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

My main concern for the game is how well Max recovers from watching the Giro D'Italia final competitive stage last night.

Plus there's the let-down of commuting through the dreary 'sameness without theme' of an Australian city after watching the landscape of Northern Italy go past for five hours.

Hopefully it manifests in anger. A real 'I will create something beautiful today and nothing will stop me' moment.

7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

My main concern for the game is how well Max recovers from watching the Giro D'Italia final competitive stage last night.

Plus there's the let-down of commuting through the dreary 'sameness without theme' of an Australian city after watching the landscape of Northern Italy go past for five hours.

Hopefully it manifests in anger. A real 'I will create something beautiful today and nothing will stop me' moment.

what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

You beat me to it dc.

Goffy is most definitely on something.

On 13/05/2024 at 15:35, Moonshadow said:

"Essendon 3rd on the ladder is like seeing an elephant sitting in a tree. You don't know how they got there but they're gonna come crashing down"

- SEN this morning

Or, How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. (Groucho Marx.)


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

what have you been drinking, goffy.  i need some of that, in fact copious amounts

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You beat me to it dc.

Goffy is most definitely on something.

Oh really? That was going to far?

On this thread?

1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

Oh really? That was going to far?

On this thread?

I think it was spot on as a charicture of Max 😁  but I may be drinking the same thing...

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8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Oh really? That was going to far?

On this thread?

You are correct, there is nearly no too far on this thread.

 
16 hours ago, Redleg said:

Think DL could turn really feral if we lose to the Saints:

I see this post arrived below a '2 weeks later...' notice. I hope achievement of 30,000 posts hasn't been 2021-like in creating a no-more-mountains-to-climb attitude.

Back on pace and on message, please, ladies and gents!


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