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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do you want me to pick you up on the way to Uncle Bitters' Manor, to enjoy his wine cask?

We could have some fun feeding some of the Manor rats to the piranha in the moat.

Then we can watch the Dees belt the Blues on the old black and white 26" tele in the lounge.

The Manor's theatre is quite sophisticated Red and includes special service from my domestic staff.

You , of course, would not be allowed into that sanctum. However, there is a decent telly in the barn.

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The Manor's theatre is quite sophisticated Red and includes special service from my domestic staff.

    You , of course, would not be allowed into that sanctum. However, there is a decent telly in the barn.

    Fine by me, I am a horse lover. Then again you might only have donkeys.

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    19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    IMG_8028.thumb.jpeg.1af8a14f69a4270c36ef775fdc0659ce.jpegYou will have to share with the Manor’s ever alert attack dogs 

    Truly frightening.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    IMG_8028.thumb.jpeg.1af8a14f69a4270c36ef775fdc0659ce.jpegYou will have to share with the Manor’s ever alert attack dogs 

    Is that your spot on the floor?

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    4 hours ago, PaulRB said:

    The Dems didn't blow a gasket about the having sex with Stormy Daniels 10 years prior to 2016 election. They object to Trump ILLEGALLY breaching campaign finance laws to cover it up...

    Id have thought with your legal mind you'd be aware of this Red..?

     

    I think there's a few closet Trumpians here, Paul.

    Mind you, we're all a bit crazy on this thread, so Dozey Don would fit in perfectly!

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Fine by me, I am a horse lover. Then again you might only have donkeys.

    At least you didn't say goats.

    Have I gone too far again?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    IMG_8028.thumb.jpeg.1af8a14f69a4270c36ef775fdc0659ce.jpegYou will have to share with the Manor’s ever alert attack dogs 

    Are their nails clipped?

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Interesting article in this morning's Age. 

    I am now nominating our own dc to mount a campaign to have Borewood renamed Ballyshannassy.

    I'll chip in 20 cents.

    *ballyshanassy

    thanks, uncle. always knew we could count on your manorial generosity. we want more than just a rename but, we want a un observer recognition acknowledging our unique culture.

    did you know that ballyshanassy is a local aboriginal word meaning "meeting place"?

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    *ballyshanassy did you know that ballyshanassy is a local aboriginal word meaning "meeting place"?

    It is Irish, place of John O’Shanassy who was an Irish born settler and twice Victoria’s premier.

    Edited by demosaw

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    *ballyshanassy

    thanks, uncle. always knew we could count on your manorial generosity. we want more than just a rename but, we want a un observer recognition acknowledging our unique culture.

    did you know that ballyshanassy is a local aboriginal word meaning "meeting place"?

    Thank you for that gem of cultural insight dc.

    And ... speaking of sacred sites. I note that your old hunting ground, the Borewood Tennis Club, is now in Glen Iris!!

    That must cut an old Borewoodian rather painfully .

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thank you for that gem of cultural insight dc.

    And ... speaking of sacred sites. I note that your old hunting ground, the Borewood Tennis Club, is now in Glen Iris!!

    That must cut an old Borewoodian rather painfully .

    nah, i'm still very welcome there on ladies cup events, even though it feels like i'm slumming

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    On 11/05/2024 at 14:58, daisycutter said:

    nah, i'm still very welcome there on ladies cup events, even though it feels like i'm slumming

    Do they do a Devonshire Tea there?

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    13 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Do they do a Devonshire Tea there?

    cafe brule and cucumber sandwiches, mr leg.  if you want devonshire tea you need to visit the villages around mt dandenong or mt macedon.

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    On 09/05/2024 at 17:05, Bitter but optimistic said:

    IMG_8028.thumb.jpeg.1af8a14f69a4270c36ef775fdc0659ce.jpegYou will have to share with the Manor’s ever alert attack dogs 

    This is my attack “dog”…

    6BFB69B2-3DAD-4337-AE50-F169C21D2E59.thumb.jpeg.4ab823b1ed0e51ccdfdb18054070f3b6.jpeg

    Yes, she’s a chicken but no one’s successfully invading my house anytime soon. If a stranger approaches her she lets out an otherworldly scream the likes of which can only be heard during a messy murder. Her name is Rooey and she loves cuddles and having her wattles tickled. 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think dc's visits to that worthy establishment have a more carnivorous intent Red!

    Think I prefer the scones with cream and jam and a nice hot cup of tea to wash it all down.

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    "Essendon 3rd on the ladder is like seeing an elephant sitting in a tree. You don't know how they got there but they're gonna come crashing down"

    - SEN this morning

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    There's an element to this thread's title referencing No Bull$..

    How about taking the politics to the General Forum

    Just asking for a friend 

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    On 13/05/2024 at 11:26, Redleg said:

    Think I prefer the scones with cream and jam and a nice hot cup of tea to wash it all down.

    Sconnes with cream and jam, oh, scohnes with jam and cream?

     

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    On 13/05/2024 at 11:26, Redleg said:

    Think I prefer the scones with cream and jam and a nice hot cup of tea to wash it all down.

    Talking of scones has made me think about biscuits, strange isn't it?

    My favourite biscuit is the Anzac.  Just love them.

    I am sure we will soon here from the tim tam lovers.

    Wonder if Uncle Bitters is an iced vo vo fan.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Talking of scones has made me think about biscuits, strange isn't it?

    My favourite biscuit is the Anzac.  Just love them.

    I am sure we will soon here from the tim tam lovers.

    Wonder if Uncle Bitters is an iced vo vo fan.

    Tim tams.... mmmmmmm.....

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