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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I have to admit that was a damn good take out.  Doh.

Bam!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well thank you Red.

    It is very pleasing to learn that my avid readership is learning from and, hopefully emulating, my example of good taste.

    You are welcome.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Moonshadow would agree.

    He’s been whipped since his wedding day.

    By many women, Biffen... by many women

    😏

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    By many women, Biffen... by many women

    😏

    In the words of Newman from Seinfeld, “ oh the humanity “.

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    In the words of Newman from Seinfeld, “ oh the humanity “.

     

    thats-true-kramer.gif

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    Watched a very strange 5 minutes of the Cats v Blues game last night.  On my way to a movie night at a friend's house, I decided to pop into the local sports bar near the bus stop to catch the start of the fourth quarter and get some takeaway hot chips.  This being Sydney, I'm used to local pubs and the like looking seedy and unloved, and normally boarded up to hide pokies. 

    Well, colour me surprised!!! It was more like Uncle Bitters' mansion, as the kindly waitresses were all dressed to look the part of "adult dancers".  I'm sure my plastered on smile and extreme focus on the TV showing the AFL while I waited for my chips gave the staff plenty to laugh about after work!

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    On 25/04/2024 at 03:11, layzie said:

    Never seen anything like this before in a very long time.

    Well stay tuned.

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    The soft frees given to some players like Curnow, Rowell today and others annoys me, when Clarry and Tracc are held all game without any umpire reward.

    There is clear home team umpire reward for some clubs, with Adelaide the leading example, yet it doesn’t seem to apply at the G for us.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    The soft frees given to some players like Curnow, Rowell today and others annoys me, when Clarry and Tracc are held all game without any umpire reward.

    There is clear home team umpire reward for some clubs, with Adelaide the leading example, yet it doesn’t seem to apply at the G for us.

    clava non grata, red?

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    clava non grata, red?

    Appears that way.

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    obviously they don't like our quadriga

    Not sure the umpires are chariot biased.

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Not sure the umpires are chariot biased.

    quadriga has multiple meanings, red. one being "team" 

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sounds like a type of whip to me.

    It would.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sounds like a type of whip to me.

    you must be mixing it up your flagella, uncle

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    This will be a great test for us against the undefeated Cats at full strength, minus only Danger.

    We still have a few guys to come back.

    Arguably whatever the result, we might have more room for improvement, as far as playing personnel is concerned.

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    21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    you must be mixing it up your flagella, uncle

    It can happen dc - in the excitement of the moment - as I'm sure you would understand.

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    i'm sure it's been discussed on some dl thread somewhere, but what's the reasoning for the scats home game being played at the mcg instead of at tpp

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm sure it's been discussed on some dl thread somewhere, but what's the reasoning for the scats home game being played at the mcg instead of at tpp

    It was our home game.

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    Sorry but don't know where else to post this. Has anyone else seen the amazing display from the Melbourne Victory goal keeper yesterday?

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    11 minutes ago, loges said:

    Sorry but don't know where else to post this. Has anyone else seen the amazing display from the Melbourne Victory goal keeper yesterday?

    Was pretty good.

    Carried the team to the next final.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    It was our home game.

    oh, duh. that's what happens when you miss your medication.

    now, where was i?

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