The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Get a mike and keep singing Tie A Yellow Ribbon and Roberta Flack’s The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, that should stop them.

That wouldn’t suffice. They brought out the big guns last night at about 11pm. They *each had a go at that god-awful Celine Dion Titanic song. If I didn’t already hate that song with a passion, I do now.

*there’s six of them 😳

Edited January 2, 2024 by WalkingCivilWar

[Neil Crompton 5,852]

14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That wouldn’t suffice. They brought out the big guns last night at about 11pm. They *each had a go at that god-awful Celine Dion Titanic song. If I didn’t already hate that song with a passion, I do now.

*there’s six of them 😳

Haha. WCW, I think you are very much underestimating just how annoying you can be. Give it a shot.

(happy new year)

Edited January 2, 2024 by Neil Crompton

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2 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Haha. WCW, I think you are very much underestimating just how annoying you can be. Give it a shot.

(happy new year)

I love you too, NC. 💖

Happy New Year, and I hope your team wins one of these this year… 

🏆

[Redleg 42,156]

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That wouldn’t suffice. They brought out the big guns last night at about 11pm. They *each had a go at that god-awful Celine Dion Titanic song. If I didn’t already hate that song with a passion, I do now.

*there’s six of them 😳

Turn on the hose and point it over the fence and yell the ship is sinking.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

I have a developing conundrum ! Now I realise that the many sleaze bags who post here will make merry with that statement ( Go ahead because it will probably be true)

However, that is not my issue. We all know who the epynonomous TS is ..... but we daren't mention him.

But let's be honest he is .... well history. Even jokes about the infamous pie eater would now fall flat. 

So @Redleg , I am suggesting that, in recognition of the changing times, a name change for this thread is now in order.

In keeping with theme of unmentionables ( with which I am quite familiar) I suggest The No CO No B$ Thread.

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have a developing conundrum ! Now I realise that the many sleaze bags who post here will make merry with that statement ( Go ahead because it will probably be true)

However, that is not my issue. We all know who the epynonomous TS is ..... but we daren't mention him.

But let's be honest he is .... well history. Even jokes about the infamous pie eater would now fall flat. 

So @Redleg , I am suggesting that, in recognition of the changing times, a name change for this thread is now in order.

In keeping with theme of unmentionables ( with which I am quite familiar) I suggest The No CO No B$ Thread.

I can’t speak for the other sleaze-bags who post here, but I disagree wholeheartedly! On what planet are C.O. and T.$. interchangeable??? Methinks dementia is winning the battle, BBO. 😭

[daisycutter 30,021]

32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have a developing conundrum ! Now I realise that the many sleaze bags who post here will make merry with that statement ( Go ahead because it will probably be true)

However, that is not my issue. We all know who the epynonomous TS is ..... but we daren't mention him.

But let's be honest he is .... well history. Even jokes about the infamous pie eater would now fall flat. 

So @Redleg , I am suggesting that, in recognition of the changing times, a name change for this thread is now in order.

In keeping with theme of unmentionables ( with which I am quite familiar) I suggest The No CO No B$ Thread.

just a little tip, uncle, meant in a caring way...

... skipping medication is never a good idea ... no matter what biffo told you

[Redleg 42,156]

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have a developing conundrum ! Now I realise that the many sleaze bags who post here will make merry with that statement ( Go ahead because it will probably be true)

However, that is not my issue. We all know who the epynonomous TS is ..... but we daren't mention him.

But let's be honest he is .... well history. Even jokes about the infamous pie eater would now fall flat. 

So @Redleg , I am suggesting that, in recognition of the changing times, a name change for this thread is now in order.

In keeping with theme of unmentionables ( with which I am quite familiar) I suggest The No CO No B$ Thread.

First I don’t understand what the CO stands for, have I missed something?

While I don’t see the need for a name change, I wouldn’t totally be against it. Perhaps the “DL no B$ Thread” would be acceptable.

Anyway it does seem to have been a major success and why change a winning formula?

It is the longest, most read, most posted, most pages thread in DL history, so no real need to change it.

[leave it to deever 17,618]

22 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That wouldn’t suffice. They brought out the big guns last night at about 11pm. They *each had a go at that god-awful Celine Dion Titanic song. If I didn’t already hate that song with a passion, I do now.

*there’s six of them 😳

Ooh ouch they are playing rough.

That my heart will go on song is very nasty.

I'd try something like this to warm them up until we can all agree on what will really send them over the edge.

 

[Biffen 12,949]

The worst Karaoke is in Vietnam. Everyone's got one and they turn them up to 11.

Competing Romantic wailing ballads that sound like cats fighting or Chickens in severe pain.

Celine is atrocious I agree but surely she can't go on?

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1 minute ago, Biffen said:

The worst Karaoke is in Vietnam. Everyone's got one and they turn them up to 11.

Competing Romantic wailing ballads that sound like cats fighting or Chickens in severe pain.

Celine is atrocious I agree but surely she can't go on?

My neighbours are Vietnamese, and they sing this hideous song in their language. Not gonna lie… it’s actually slightly less painful in Vietnamese. Until about the fourth time and then it’s back to ear-bleeds. 

[leave it to deever 17,618]

I know I'm paranoid but I swear my phone's spying on me. I'm getting an unusual amount of adds on this site for the man shake. Tx a lot you insensitive operating system.

Edited January 3, 2024 by leave it to deever

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My neighbours are Vietnamese, and they sing this hideous song in their language. Not gonna lie… it’s actually slightly less painful in Vietnamese. Until about the fourth time and then it’s back to ear-bleeds. 

Is it as good as this?

 

[Rab D Nesbitt 8,955]

On 15/11/2023 at 20:00, leave it to deever said:

 

What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

I've got dibs on Baker Street.

Probably the kids don't even know this beautiful classic.

Not rock but ska deever. How about Night Boat To Cairo from the first Madness album One Step Beyond, released in 1979? Lee Thompson is their irrepressible saxophonist. 

 

[leave it to deever 17,618]

2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Not rock but ska deever. How about Night Boat To Cairo from the first Madness album One Step Beyond, released in 1979? Lee Thompson is their irrepressible saxophonist. 

 

Madness were something different in their day. A quirky band with a fresh sound and fun lyrics.

Edited January 3, 2024 by leave it to deever

[leave it to deever 17,618]

Speaking of Ska.....does anyone remember " Free Nelson Mandela?

[Rab D Nesbitt 8,955]

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Madness were something different in their day. A quirky band with a fresh sound and fun lyrics.

Still going strong too deevs. Madstock in Finsbury Park was probably their high point. When the 100,000 crowd started jumping up and down it caused a 4.1 earthquake that set off seismic monitoring equipment at the Greenwich Observatory on the other side of the Thames. 

[Neil Crompton 5,852]

13 hours ago, Redleg said:

First I don’t understand what the CO stands for, have I missed something?

I imagine CO stands for Clayton Oliver, Red.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

On 30/12/2023 at 10:05, old dee said:

That makes at least two of us.

Three!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

First I don’t understand what the CO stands for, have I missed something?

While I don’t see the need for a name change, I wouldn’t totally be against it. Perhaps the “DL no B$ Thread” would be acceptable.

Anyway it does seem to have been a major success and why change a winning formula?

It is the longest, most read, most posted, most pages thread in DL history, so no real need to change it.

This. One does not play around with sacred scrjpture or holy origin stories. The T$ referred to is still a [censored], and the "No BS" part is the classic "more honoured in the breach than in observance" irony. Nothing to see here -- move on!

Edited January 3, 2024 by Red and Bluebeard

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

This. One does not play around with sacred scrjpture or holy origin stories. The T$ referred to is still a [censored], and the "No BS" part is the classic "more honoured in the breech than in observance" irony. Nothing to see here -- move on!

There is something wrong with your breeches.  It is "breach" in this sense.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

36 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

There is something wrong with your breeches.  It is "breach" in this sense.

Touche!

[demosaw 1,155]

7 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

There is something wrong with your breeches.  It is "breach" in this sense.

It’s all fixed now, his breeches have been breached!

[Redleg 42,156]

13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

I imagine CO stands for Clayton Oliver, Red.

Yes of course.

So easy to miss the obvious.

Edited January 4, 2024 by Redleg

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On 30/12/2023 at 19:49, Biffen said:

I'm surprised the Poms rejected Root.

I have a film for you Biff, Saltburn on Amazon Prime.

Should be right up your alley.