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Redleg
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3 hours ago, Redleg said:

You would probably prefer a " chocolate flake" over a "scorched peanut bar."

Got it in one.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Sad

    Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

    Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

    Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

    What's a Clinker?

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    1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What's a Clinker?

    Are you from Mars?

    Its an oval shaped chocolate, with a hard, fruit flavoured, tingly centre.

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    23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Gotta say, Pat Cummins is an outstanding cricketer, captain and sporting ambassador !!!

    I'll take Head any day of the week.

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    56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Arrrrh Biffen ...... so reliably degenerate !!!

    I'm surprised the Poms rejected Root.

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    20 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

    Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

    Yep!

    PS: The only thing that comes close to a Flake in terms of awesomeness is a Twirl, which is basically a Flake with skin (a coating of deliciousness in the form of more chocolate). End of debate. 

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yep!

    PS: The only thing that comes close to a Flake in terms of awesomeness is a Twirl, which is basically a Flake with skin (a coating of deliciousness in the form of more chocolate). End of debate. 

    Or is a Flake actually a Twirl with the skin peeled off. Probably while it was still alive. Have you ever heard chocolate screaming? Why do you think the Oompa Loompas keep their ears covered?

    Choose cruelty free confectionery.

    Also, Hugh Laurie would have been a much better Oompa Loompa than Hugh Grant for the recent prequel remake cash-in thing.

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    On 30/12/2023 at 18:01, Redleg said:

    Are you from Mars?

    Its an oval shaped chocolate, with a hard, fruit flavoured, tingly centre.

    We used to have a game where you guessed the colour inside before you bite the end off.

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    23 minutes ago, old dee said:

    We used to have a game where you guessed the colour inside before you bite the end off.

    I am familiar with that game.

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    13 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Also, Hugh Laurie would have been a much better Oompa Loompa than Hugh Grant for the recent prequel remake cash-in thing.

    Can’t be much worse than the remake with Depp as Wonka 😑

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    58 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Can’t be much worse than the remake with Depp as Wonka 😑

    did adults actually watch it?  😮

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Can’t be much worse than the remake with Depp as Wonka 😑

    We agree on that. There is only one Willy Wonka.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    did adults actually watch it?  😮

    I tried to watch it but didn’t get far into it. Terrible remake. There’s some movies that simply can’t and shouldn’t be remade. Besides that, Depp’s a [censored].

    edit: censored word starts with T and rhymes with Flosser. 😎

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    10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I tried to watch it but didn’t get far into it. Terrible remake. There’s some movies that simply can’t and shouldn’t be remade. Besides that, Depp’s a [censored].

    edit: censored word starts with T and rhymes with Flosser. 😎

    please tell me you didn't watch barbie

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    please tell me you didn't watch barbie

    I haven’t but I want to. I’ve heard it’s great, and this is from adults. 🤷‍♀️ 

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    My neighbours got a karaoke machine for Christmas. 😳

    Unrelated: anyone know if there’s such a thing as neighbourcide?

    Also unrelated: I may be off Demonland for 17-25 years. 

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    4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My neighbours got a karaoke machine for Christmas. 😳

    Unrelated: anyone know if there’s such a thing as neighbourcide?

    Also unrelated: I may be off Demonland for 17-25 years. 

    Plead insanity and enjoy the irony of a padded soundproofed cell.

    Also, the new Wonka prequel is acceptably inoffensive. The Young Wonka is a naive dreamer who sings a lot and does improbable things with magic chocolates, which at least fits canon.

    Nothing will ever surpass the Willy Wonka 'You get Nothing' remix, though.

    Or my wife accidentally telling her work friend that she saw [censored] in the cinema the other day.

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    On 31/12/2023 at 08:29, Redleg said:

    .

    You've made a good point.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    You've made a good point.

    As I always do.

    I am sure there are some woke posters that will decry it.

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    11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My neighbours got a karaoke machine for Christmas. 😳

    Unrelated: anyone know if there’s such a thing as neighbourcide?

    Also unrelated: I may be off Demonland for 17-25 years. 

    Get a mike and keep singing Tie A Yellow Ribbon and Roberta Flack’s The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, that should stop them.

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    13 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Plead insanity and enjoy the irony of a padded soundproofed cell.

    Also, the new Wonka prequel is acceptably inoffensive. The Young Wonka is a naive dreamer who sings a lot and does improbable things with magic chocolates, which at least fits canon.

    Nothing will ever surpass the Willy Wonka 'You get Nothing' remix, though.

    Or my wife accidentally telling her work friend that she saw [censored] in the cinema the other day.

    Now I simply MUST know what the censored word is! 

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