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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

 
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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

What would you know?

You probably think a Tic Tac is the same as a Jila mint.

Edited by Redleg

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

What would you know?

You probably think a Tic Tac is the same as a Jila mint.

Hey! I’m discerning when it comes to all things confectionery. I’m also an expert on such. For example: I predicted Hubba Bubba would be the VHS of bubblegum and Spurt would go the way of Betamax. And I was right!

Although, not gonna lie… I preferred Spurt over Hubba Bubba. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! I’m discerning when it comes to all things confectionery. I’m also an expert on such. For example: I predicted Hubba Bubba would be the VHS of bubblegum and Spurt would go the way of Betamax. And I was right!

Although, not gonna lie… I preferred Spurt over Hubba Bubba. 

I still remember the old Bazookas.

56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I still remember the old Bazookas.

I had to Google it. Apparently there was a Bazooka Joe comic strip in each packet (?) Pretty impressive, if true. Also, the consensus appears to be that you could blow “ginormous” bubbles. Again, impressive. 


On 28/12/2023 at 23:16, WalkingCivilWar said:

Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

That makes at least two of us.

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On 28/12/2023 at 23:16, WalkingCivilWar said:

Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

You would probably prefer a " chocolate flake" over a "scorched peanut bar."

 
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7 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

who wouldn't!

Me.


3 hours ago, Redleg said:

You would probably prefer a " chocolate flake" over a "scorched peanut bar."

Got it in one.

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Me.

Sad

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Sad

Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

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24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

What's a Clinker?

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1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

What's a Clinker?

Are you from Mars?

Its an oval shaped chocolate, with a hard, fruit flavoured, tingly centre.


23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Gotta say, Pat Cummins is an outstanding cricketer, captain and sporting ambassador !!!

I'll take Head any day of the week.

56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arrrrh Biffen ...... so reliably degenerate !!!

I'm surprised the Poms rejected Root.

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20 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes, that a man would like the dainty, constantly falling apart and disintegrating "flake ".

Next you will probably tell me you prefer Maltesers over Clinkers.

Yep!

PS: The only thing that comes close to a Flake in terms of awesomeness is a Twirl, which is basically a Flake with skin (a coating of deliciousness in the form of more chocolate). End of debate. 


12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep!

PS: The only thing that comes close to a Flake in terms of awesomeness is a Twirl, which is basically a Flake with skin (a coating of deliciousness in the form of more chocolate). End of debate. 

Or is a Flake actually a Twirl with the skin peeled off. Probably while it was still alive. Have you ever heard chocolate screaming? Why do you think the Oompa Loompas keep their ears covered?

Choose cruelty free confectionery.

Also, Hugh Laurie would have been a much better Oompa Loompa than Hugh Grant for the recent prequel remake cash-in thing.

On 30/12/2023 at 18:01, Redleg said:

Are you from Mars?

Its an oval shaped chocolate, with a hard, fruit flavoured, tingly centre.

We used to have a game where you guessed the colour inside before you bite the end off.

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23 minutes ago, old dee said:

We used to have a game where you guessed the colour inside before you bite the end off.

I am familiar with that game.

 
13 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Also, Hugh Laurie would have been a much better Oompa Loompa than Hugh Grant for the recent prequel remake cash-in thing.

Can’t be much worse than the remake with Depp as Wonka 😑

58 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Can’t be much worse than the remake with Depp as Wonka 😑

did adults actually watch it?  😮


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