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3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

 

Can’t let that one pass, Jontee.  I feel compelled to defend the honour of my childhood and teenage stomping ground!

I haven’t been to Merimbula and its been decades since going to Lakes Entrance.  But other than a nice beach they just don’t compare to the Mordi beach precinct at that time. 

My memories:

  • A real Carnival; a mini Luna Park sans the Big Dipper  The ‘Dodgems’ were the best rides!!  Always did love driving cars fast! 
  • The Shingdig dance on Sunday nights.  Johhny Farhnam and the Strings Unlimited performed there occasionally.
  • Fishing off the Mordi pier if one was so inclined.
  • Parents buying fresh fish fresh from the sea from Mrs Pompeii’s gate at the Mordi Bridge; it was an illicit business I believe.
  • Just about the best and cleanest stretch of beach on Port Phillip Bay being north of the Mordi Creek.
  • Trapezing up the Mordi creek to pick blackberries and catch tadpoles.

All in all the beach precinct was an idyllic place to spend one’s childhood and teenage years.  And in latter years a refuge in times of trouble,

For a moment there I thought, [insert plummy voice] 'And now we return to normal service...'

But, Luci, thanks for pressing steadily ahead down the Lane.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

 

(I'm not a dobber )

That is mean!!

And earnt my first ever 🤮 reaction to a post!!

 

Edited by Lucifers Hero

 

The common room is pumping today. 


9 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

The common room is pumping today. 

Who invited him? ⬆️ 

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Watching I See You GIF

Jaded! Someone hijacked my Demonland account!!! I’m sure it was BBO. He’s a nasty, nasty turrddd 

33 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

 

(I'm not a dobber )

You’re toast, old man! 
 

 

 
6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Watching I See You GIF


All a bit of fun!

Your best gif ever!!

Would you care to describe each of those gestures...not sure everyone can translate...

Edited by Lucifers Hero

1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

And that is probably the nicest thing you have ever said about him!!

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci


4 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:


All a bit of fun!

Your best gif ever!!

Would you care to describe each of those gestures...not sure everyone can translate...

… I for one am pretty sure I know what those gestures mean. 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci

Uhm… do you hear yourself talking? Now go back and read your post and know that I just vomited a little in my mouth. 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci

That word connected in even the slightest way to BBO  is very scary so I would advise my friend  WCW to stay well away!!

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… I for one am pretty sure I know what those gestures mean. 

I do too being of Italian heritage but not sure most on DL would...

1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I do too being of Italian heritage but not sure most on DL would...

Maybe they’re better off not knowing. 🤪


3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

That word connected in even the slightest way to BBO  is very scary so I would advise my friend  WCW to stay well away!!

Advice well and truly taken, Luci. 🙏 

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Maybe they’re better off not knowing. 🤪

I suspect most wouldn't get past the DL censor anyway!

Change of subject, hope nobody minds.

I wiki’d the young Afghani bowler Noor Ahmad and I’m wondering what his mum would think of how she’s listed in his bio…

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😳

37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Change of subject, hope nobody minds.

I wiki’d the young Afghani bowler Noor Ahmad and I’m wondering what his mum would think of how she’s listed in his bio…


😳

She has been bestowed a high honor these days in Afghanistan; there's no number after her 'name'.

12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Gee your family were doing well in the 70s with a trip to Hawaii.

I thought Lakes Entrance was pretty Cosmopolitan back then and as far as we ever ventured barring our all out campervan holiday in Merrimbula. 

No better time than '74' LD.

One Aussie dollar was buying 1.48 USDs!

Unfortunatley it has spiralled into insignificance ever since being floated with one very short lived exception in 2010.


3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I suspect most wouldn't get past the DL censor anyway!

Get it right pls Luci ... Skynet!

I suggest everyone starts using the correct name unless you all want to be terminated...

terminator GIF

5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

No better time than '74' LD.

One Aussie dollar was buying 1.48 USDs!

Unfortunatley it has spiralled into insignificance ever since being floated with one very short lived exception in 2010.

I got married in 1974, best decision ever. 

4 hours ago, old dee said:

I got married in 1974, best decision ever. 

I had no idea Mrs Old was also a Demons supporter before you met her. 

Impeccable taste OD.

 
15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

 

(I'm not a dobber )

Glad to see you stoking Jaded's fire Uncle.

A bit too layed back at times so a little prod here and there can't hurt...

:mahoney2:

30 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I had no idea Mrs Old was also a Demons supporter before you met her. 

Impeccable taste OD.

Sadly she is actually a pie DD.


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