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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is that why you keep on the right side of that deranged lady? Smart man. 😉 

Is the left side the dangerous one?

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3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is the left side the dangerous one?

Well, it’s the sinister side, as the Italian for “the left” will suggest… la sinistra. When it comes to BBO both sides of me are sinister. ☠️

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is that why you keep on the right side of that deranged lady? Smart man. 😉 

Haha WCW, not really. i tend to keep on the right side of Jaded - because she scares me. You on the other hand, I just enjoy, because i never know what will come out of that mouth of yours next. I don't think even you do at times.  

 
Just now, Neil Crompton said:

Haha WCW, not really. i tend to keep on the right side of Jaded - because she scares me. You on the other hand, I just enjoy, because i never know what will come out of that mouth of yours next. I don't think even you do at times.  

Is that why you didn't use the @ jaded feature... You are probably safe as she rarely ventures into this thread

1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Is that why you didn't use the @ jaded feature... You are probably safe as she rarely ventures into this thread

I'm not really scared, just smart. No sense poking the bear (no offence intended Jaded!)


Just now, Neil Crompton said:

Haha WCW, not really. i tend to keep on the right side of Jaded - because she scares me. You on the other hand, I just enjoy, because i never know what will come out of that mouth of yours next. I don't think even you do at times.  

You’re not wrong! My smart mouth has got me into trouble many times. But then it’s got me outta trouble many times, too.

PS: I’m scared of Jaded, too (isn’t everyone?!). And I’m only confessing that because she doesn’t read this thread. At least, I sincerely hope she doesn’t.

😬

3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Is that why you didn't use the @ jaded feature... You are probably safe as she rarely ventures into this thread

That’s definitely why I don’t tag her. I value my existence too much. But just in case she does venture here in a momentary lapse of sanity… geez, she’s a wonderful person. 😁

3 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I'm not really scared, just smart. No sense poking the bear (no offence intended Jaded!)

The absolute love of Jaded’s life is her adorable cavoodle whom she cherishes more than her husband (true story). His name is Bear… so maybe choose another figure of speech. 😝

 

 

8 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Gee your family were doing well in the 70s with a trip to Hawaii.

I thought Lakes Entrance was pretty Cosmopolitan back then and as far as we ever ventured barring our all out campervan holiday in Merrimbula. 

 

4 hours ago, Jontee said:

Sure beats Mordialloc

Can’t let that one pass, Jontee.  I feel compelled to defend the honour of my childhood and teenage stomping ground!

I haven’t been to Merimbula and its been decades since going to Lakes Entrance.  But other than a nice beach they just don’t compare to the Mordi beach precinct at that time. 

My memories:

  • A real Carnival; a mini Luna Park with a Ghost Train but sans the Big Dipper  The ‘Dodgems’ were the best rides!!  Always did love driving cars fast! 
  • The Shindig dance on Sunday nights.  Johhny Farhnam and the Strings Unlimited performed there occasionally.
  • Fishing off the Mordi pier if one was so inclined.
  • Parents buying fresh fish straight from the sea from Mrs Pompeii’s gate at the Mordi Bridge; it was an illicit business I believe.  Apparently the gate is still there.
  • Just about the best and cleanest stretch of beach on Port Phillip Bay being north of the Mordi Creek.
  • Trapezing up the Mordi creek to pick blackberries and catch tadpoles.

All in all the beach precinct was an idyllic place to spend one’s childhood and teenage years.  And in latter years a refuge in times of trouble,

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I'm scared of Jaded too...sometimes....

Edited by Lucifers Hero


3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

 

Can’t let that one pass, Jontee.  I feel compelled to defend the honour of my childhood and teenage stomping ground!

I haven’t been to Merimbula and its been decades since going to Lakes Entrance.  But other than a nice beach they just don’t compare to the Mordi beach precinct at that time. 

My memories:

  • A real Carnival; a mini Luna Park sans the Big Dipper  The ‘Dodgems’ were the best rides!!  Always did love driving cars fast! 
  • The Shingdig dance on Sunday nights.  Johhny Farhnam and the Strings Unlimited performed there occasionally.
  • Fishing off the Mordi pier if one was so inclined.
  • Parents buying fresh fish fresh from the sea from Mrs Pompeii’s gate at the Mordi Bridge; it was an illicit business I believe.
  • Just about the best and cleanest stretch of beach on Port Phillip Bay being north of the Mordi Creek.
  • Trapezing up the Mordi creek to pick blackberries and catch tadpoles.

All in all the beach precinct was an idyllic place to spend one’s childhood and teenage years.  And in latter years a refuge in times of trouble,

For a moment there I thought, [insert plummy voice] 'And now we return to normal service...'

But, Luci, thanks for pressing steadily ahead down the Lane.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

 

(I'm not a dobber )

That is mean!!

And earnt my first ever 🤮 reaction to a post!!

 

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The common room is pumping today. 


9 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

The common room is pumping today. 

Who invited him? ⬆️ 

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Watching I See You GIF

Jaded! Someone hijacked my Demonland account!!! I’m sure it was BBO. He’s a nasty, nasty turrddd 

33 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

 

(I'm not a dobber )

You’re toast, old man! 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Watching I See You GIF


All a bit of fun!

Your best gif ever!!

Would you care to describe each of those gestures...not sure everyone can translate...

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1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

And that is probably the nicest thing you have ever said about him!!

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci


4 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:


All a bit of fun!

Your best gif ever!!

Would you care to describe each of those gestures...not sure everyone can translate...

… I for one am pretty sure I know what those gestures mean. 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci

Uhm… do you hear yourself talking? Now go back and read your post and know that I just vomited a little in my mouth. 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you saying they should get a room, and thrash it out?

very brave of you, luci

That word connected in even the slightest way to BBO  is very scary so I would advise my friend  WCW to stay well away!!

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… I for one am pretty sure I know what those gestures mean. 

I do too being of Italian heritage but not sure most on DL would...

1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I do too being of Italian heritage but not sure most on DL would...

Maybe they’re better off not knowing. 🤪


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