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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

He actually preferred the usual nickname.

Edited by Redleg

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    On 6/26/2023 at 7:15 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I hope he sued his parents.

    He was too busy.

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    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

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    24 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

    Now you know one of the reasons I started it, when I was but a mere lad, standing on Uncle Bitter's empty wine casks, to make myself look taller.

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    On 6/25/2023 at 11:46 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

    This threads getting worse.

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

    This thread is one of mine!

    We were banned from going to that movie. Of course we all then went to see it 

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

    nah, just a 60's porn star fan

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

     

    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    nah, just a 60's porn star fan

    Ahhhh! No mo info needed!

     

    (p.s. I've only heard tell of the porn connection...)

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    Has it stopped raining in the Alice yet?

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Has it stopped raining in the Alice yet?

    Good Redleg: this was descending into schoolyard toilet banter. I was dis custard.

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    Have you made it to the Alice yet Uncle?

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    Apparently waylaid in Coober Pedy Mr Leg

    Hope he isn't thinking of letting any geologists drive the Bentley.

    They're often hammered and stoned.

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    Can you dig it?

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    22 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Can you dig it?

    My sediments exactly

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    Latest ,via the bush telegraph is a certain well known recluse and shiraz gurgler's transport had become mired .

    It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

     

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    7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    It could be a clean slate, since everyone would be igneous to his past!

    If you are referring to those scurrilous rumours of basalt and battery.... boulder dash i say!

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    10 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Apparently waylaid in Coober Pedy Mr Leg

    Hope he isn't thinking of letting any geologists drive the Bentley.

    They're often hammered and stoned.

    A quick guide just in case things get out of hand.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    A quick guide just in case things get out of hand.

    Superb LG!  I'll be forwarding this to my mining comptroller buddy

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    11 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    My sediments exactly

    And here we go.

    New terrain to navigate.

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    4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

     

    A risky state of affairs Bubs!

    Could someone pls get word to Uncle that no matter how strong the temptation might be, that under no circumstances is he to use the GPS beacon as a Shiraz stopper (or for any other purpose deemed fit)!

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    4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Latest ,via the bush telegraph is a certain well known recluse and shiraz gurgler's transport had become mired .

    It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

     

    Beware of camels Uncle, they spit at you.

    Will take you back to the days of Windy Hill and Victoria Park.

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    On 7/1/2023 at 11:35 AM, Redleg said:

    Beware of camels Uncle, they spit at you.

     

    Would have preferred the camel spit rather than watching the Dees today.

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