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3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

 
40 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i swim sideways too, mr leg.  problem is i never mean to.

Spot on DC

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28 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

 
1 minute ago, Redleg said:

That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

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2 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

I always aim to please.

I am into pleasure.

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16 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

 
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5 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

I like the technicalities in law too.

5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

Plenty of good surf spots in this thread!


18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

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9 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

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What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

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15 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

LH the best part* of that wine tasting was the the Chateau cardboard coffee...while seemingly out of place, a worthy participant (and savior!)

I suspected as much

*Oh i also upset a Lions supporter after he spotted my Premiership cap 😁

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56 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

There you go Luci...success following a cafe' reconnoitre 20230506_121919.thumb.jpg.404e4959a18937f68b341af257ac8785.jpg

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13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another quiet week on DL.

Seems like nothing happening at all.

Apparently the club went to Brisvegas , went to the parks, some golf and caught a game.

What happens there... stays there ;)

Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

King didn't look all that happy. Maybe had indigestion, or a headache from the crown.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

According to PK we already are

🍌🍌🍌🤣🤣🤣


9 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

20 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

Is it over yet? I have been watching the replay and I'm about 17 hours in and they haven't arrived at the chapel yet. No spoilers but anyone know how it ends?

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

King didn't look all that happy. Maybe had indigestion, or a headache from the crown.

Probably likes the trappings of being the head honcho but hates circulating amongst the common folk.

Edited by leave it to deever

 
12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

Will President's round suffice?

23 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

I thought you'd be right into "banana" republics dc!


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