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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He can surprise us all.

Absolutely!  Uncle's a D'land legend 💪🏼

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    All too true. Unfortunately the world seems to have a permanent oversupply of them 🤐

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    On my iPad for the Casey game and then to the tv, for todays feast of Demons’ footy.

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    I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

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    3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

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    2 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

    Good solution.

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    57 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

    I wish!

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    Boys must be accumulating plenty of frequent flyer points this week.

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    Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

    Maybe the Crows game that we lost by a point?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I know that feeling od !!!!

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

    That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

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    On 11/11/2022 at 11:42 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 

    That is a bit nasty - unless you mean a season ending injury to his self esteem.  

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

    A gold watch? ⌚😆

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

    Yep maybe.

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    6 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    A gold watch? ⌚😆

    No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

    In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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    Just now, Red and Bluebeard said:

    In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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    Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

    Here's something a bit more classy

     

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    22 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Here's something a bit more classy

     

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    Also greatly appreciated.

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    11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Here's something a bit more classy

     

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    Love everything about it. 

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    34 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Love everything about it. 

    What me retiring or the watches?

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    Love everything about it. 

    How could you not, it just screams class.

    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What me retiring or the watches?

    From The Top Man GIF by Bernardson

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    Might be selling a lot of ponchos for gather round.

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