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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Might be selling a lot of ponchos for gather round.

Might need to change the name to Huddle Round. 

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    You know you’re in St Albans when….

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    Not only have they felt the need to make the plastic $20 (max.) rubbish bin thief-proof, but it’s encased in thick steel, with a dirty big padlock.

    #SnorbzKeepinItReal

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You know you’re in St Albans when….

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    Not only have they felt the need to make the plastic $20 (max.) rubbish bin thief-proof, but it’s encased in thick steel, with a dirty big padlock.

    #SnorbzKeepinItReal

    nothing that a cordless angle grinder couldn't defeat within 60 seconds

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    They wouldn't be that high tech in St Albans dc.

    au contraire uncle, standard equipment in st albans. very useful.

    anyway i don't see the problem if the bin is only worth $20. council would pay >$20 every time to get it emptied. Of course this assumes the thief takes the rubbish with him and given it's st albans they probably would

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    29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    au contraire uncle, standard equipment in st albans. very useful.

    anyway i don't see the problem if the bin is only worth $20. council would pay >$20 every time to get it emptied. Of course this assumes the thief takes the rubbish with him and given it's st albans they probably would

    I think the thief would prefer to take the rubbish truck, rather than one bin with rubbish.

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

    So your boss is too slack to sack you and you can't be bothered quitting.  That was my excuse. Bite the bullet Red you won't regret it. 

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think the thief would prefer to take the rubbish truck, rather than one bin with rubbish.

    in a smarter suburb, maybe red. we are talking st albans

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    nothing that a cordless angle grinder couldn't defeat within 60 seconds

    So the would-be thief would have to pop into Cashies (Cash Converters) to buy a cordless angle grinder that he probs stole the previous day and sold to Cashies. Doesn’t make sense, Daise. 

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    You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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    It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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    It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!

    Man... Jack Watts really let himself go huh

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    Blues lose and it’s a great start to the new footy weekend.

    They create a new record too, the first and also, only team atm, to have lost every gather round match they have played.

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    11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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    It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!

    You know you're on the Shepparton line when...Resized_20221128_070944.thumb.jpeg.c6f4839beca4bae111f082b7bdb3184a.jpeg

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Gather round starts exceptionally well.

    that's not what they're saying in lygon st, red

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    that's not what they're saying in lygon st, red

    But everywhere else it was regarded as exceptional and that was the thrust of my post. 

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    🤔 Missed much ? 

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    35 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    🤔 Missed much ? 

    I'm sure you have had a wonderful holiday bb.

    To bring yourself up to date on this thread just go back and read my posts - ignore the remainder.

    BTW. A warning. There is now a total nut job sheila posting regularly here - the insanity may be contagious so be cautious.

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm sure you have had a wonderful holiday bb.

    To bring yourself up to date on this thread just go back and read my posts - ignore the remainder.

    BTW. A warning. There is now a total nut job sheila posting regularly here - the insanity may be contagious so be cautious.

    Thanks for the heads up Uncle Bitters.

    So quite simply the place has run amuck?

    Where was that firm hand , where was the 'discipline' 

    The sanity of a long suffering Melbourne supporter has always been long understood ;) You cant be long suited in all things ......

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    37 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Thanks for the heads up Uncle Bitters.

    So quite simply the place has run amuck?

    Where was that firm hand , where was the 'discipline' 

    The sanity of a long suffering Melbourne supporter has always been long understood ;) You cant be long suited in all things ......

    I see you are hooked again BB. One post was all it took. It’s like a drug this Demonland - an evil temptation. 

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    On 4/13/2023 at 4:20 PM, daisycutter said:

    nothing that a cordless angle grinder couldn't defeat within 60 seconds

    Perfect response as it wouldn't be stolen if it wasn't locked up. 

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    On 4/13/2023 at 8:05 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    So the would-be thief would have to pop into Cashies (Cash Converters) to buy a cordless angle grinder that he probs stole the previous day and sold to Cashies. Doesn’t make sense, Daise. 

    I'm sure they will take the bin with them when they take the grinder back to $ converters.

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