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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 4/4/2023 at 3:06 PM, Redleg said:

How was the Cask De Shiraz 2023, after the Sydney win Uncle?

I am sure it would have gone wonderfully with those bbq shapes and cheddar cheese.

I think this is a little crass.

shapes do not go with cheddar,

savoy crackers and tasty cheese at the least. They are great with a dry red.

as long as there is enough of everything 

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    On 4/2/2023 at 11:47 AM, Redleg said:

    Having a coffee with Mrs Redleg in cafe and she asked me how was the coffee.  I said “average “ and she fined me for dissent. I asked if she would like to take up umpiring, as that showed a real flair for it.

    Unsurprisingly Mr Leg not in the votes this week…

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    55 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    I think this is a little crass.

    shapes do not go with cheddar,

    savoy crackers and tasty cheese at the least. They are great with a dry red.

    as long as there is enough of everything 

    I want BBQ shapes now.

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    2 hours ago, 640MD said:

    I think this is a little crass.

    shapes do not go with cheddar,

    I was brought up on the wrong side of the tracks.

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    I want BBQ shapes now.

    Totally understandable.

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    2 hours ago, demosaw said:

    Unsurprisingly Mr Leg not in the votes this week…

    She also tried to penalise me 50 but the cafe was only 20 metres wide.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    She also tried to penalise me 50 but the cafe was only 20 metres wide.

    You're lucky she didn't send you straight to the tribunal ...

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    uncle bitters at the footy

    Demon Png Image - Cow And Chicken Devil, Transparent Png , Transparent Png Image - PNGitem

    Again. Bit harsh on the esteemed uncle.

    where is his scarf ?

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    On 4/2/2023 at 11:47 AM, Redleg said:

    Having a coffee with Mrs Redleg in cafe and she asked me how was the coffee.  I said “average “ and she fined me for dissent. I asked if she would like to take up umpiring, as that showed a real flair for it.

    The height of rudeness suggesting one had a flair for umpiring! I suppose it was only marginally worse than a snide Hitler reference. 

    I think Mrs Leg was following headquarters lead. No Brownlow votes for you and free cake table 10.

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    11 hours ago, layzie said:

    You should drop in every chance you get.

    Well said.

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    4 weeks into the season and we have some very unseemly behaviour from footballers being aired.

    The AFL PR department and spin doctors will be hard at work.  That was  an unintentional pun.

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    4 weeks into the season and we have some very unseemly behaviour from footballers being aired.

    The AFL PR department and spin doctors will be hard at work.  That was  an unintentional pun.

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

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    4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    Unfortunately most people can have a d…head moment.

    I just hope that it’s never one of ours.

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    On 4/7/2023 at 1:43 PM, daisycutter said:

    uncle bitters at the footy

    Demon Png Image - Cow And Chicken Devil, Transparent Png , Transparent Png Image - PNGitem

    Any reason you photoshopped the over-sized glass of Shiraz out that uncle was chugging in the right hand there DC??

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    13 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Any reason you photoshopped the over-sized glass of Shiraz out that uncle was chugging in the right hand there DC??

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    Is it too much to ask?

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    45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

    Good call, things are red and angry enough without that!

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    Just now, layzie said:

    Is it too much to ask?

    Right? There shouldn’t need to be a dedicated policy. 

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    47 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

    Black & Decker huh.  Never picked Uncle as a "getting your hands dirty - DIY" sorta guy!

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    18 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Black & Decker huh.  Never picked Uncle as a "getting your hands dirty - DIY" sorta guy!

    He can surprise us all.

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    Just now…

    My son: mum, can you make me a spag bol? I’m starving.

    Me: sure, but I’m watching the footy right now.

    Him: (not knowing I plan on watching every match today including flicking between the two 7:20pm games tonight) No worries. After the footy is fine.

    Me: 😏

     

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