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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Lot of quizzes on Demonland lately.

 

 
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Interesting to read that several ex Hawk Premiership players that he coached, are not friendly with Clarkson. He has apparently burnt 🔥 a lot of his players.

37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Interesting to read that several ex Hawk Premiership players that he coached, are not friendly with Clarkson. He has apparently burnt 🔥 a lot of his players.

Very interesting. Could be an Alex Ferguson character.

 
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13 minutes ago, layzie said:

Very interesting. Could be an Alex Ferguson character.

Didn’t Ferguson’s players play for him?

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Having a coffee with Mrs Redleg in cafe and she asked me how was the coffee.  I said “average “ and she fined me for dissent. I asked if she would like to take up umpiring, as that showed a real flair for it.


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How was the Cask De Shiraz 2023, after the Sydney win Uncle?

I am sure it would have gone wonderfully with those bbq shapes and cheddar cheese.

On 3/31/2023 at 9:56 PM, Redleg said:

Didn’t Ferguson’s players play for him?

At the time they did, it was more after the fact when he released his autobiography and potted several of his stars. Bit strange actually.

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Longmire just said on AFL Tonight that Hayward was not dissenting to the umpire, but instead was speaking to a Melbourne player. Only problem with that was that he was staring straight at the umpire, when he complained about a free paid by that umpire against him and there was no Melbourne player nearby. Sparrow was the nearest Melbourne player and he was nowhere near Hayward and Hayward wasn’t facing him when the dissent call was made.

Sometimes it might be better to just let things be, rather than putting your foot in your mouth.

 

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Longmire just said on AFL Tonight that Hayward was not dissenting to the umpire, but instead was speaking to a Melbourne player. Only problem with that was that he was staring straight at the umpire, when he complained about a free paid by that umpire against him and there was no Melbourne player nearby. Sparrow was the nearest Melbourne player and he was nowhere near Hayward and Hayward wasn’t facing him when the dissent call was made.

Sometimes it might be better to just let things be, rather than putting your foot in your mouth.

 

Seems hard to argue that a Melbourne player was the target -- none of them are even looking at Hayward, and as you said, Hayward is eyeballing the umpire. Horse must be on something strange to be arguing that ...

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Lions seem to grow a leg at the humid Gabba.

On 4/4/2023 at 3:06 PM, Redleg said:

How was the Cask De Shiraz 2023, after the Sydney win Uncle?

I am sure it would have gone wonderfully with those bbq shapes and cheddar cheese.

I think this is a little crass.

shapes do not go with cheddar,

savoy crackers and tasty cheese at the least. They are great with a dry red.

as long as there is enough of everything 

On 4/2/2023 at 11:47 AM, Redleg said:

Having a coffee with Mrs Redleg in cafe and she asked me how was the coffee.  I said “average “ and she fined me for dissent. I asked if she would like to take up umpiring, as that showed a real flair for it.

Unsurprisingly Mr Leg not in the votes this week…

55 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I think this is a little crass.

shapes do not go with cheddar,

savoy crackers and tasty cheese at the least. They are great with a dry red.

as long as there is enough of everything 

I want BBQ shapes now.

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2 hours ago, 640MD said:

I think this is a little crass.

shapes do not go with cheddar,

I was brought up on the wrong side of the tracks.


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1 hour ago, layzie said:

I want BBQ shapes now.

Totally understandable.

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2 hours ago, demosaw said:

Unsurprisingly Mr Leg not in the votes this week…

She also tried to penalise me 50 but the cafe was only 20 metres wide.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

She also tried to penalise me 50 but the cafe was only 20 metres wide.

You're lucky she didn't send you straight to the tribunal ...

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

uncle bitters at the footy

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Again. Bit harsh on the esteemed uncle.

where is his scarf ?


On 4/2/2023 at 11:47 AM, Redleg said:

Having a coffee with Mrs Redleg in cafe and she asked me how was the coffee.  I said “average “ and she fined me for dissent. I asked if she would like to take up umpiring, as that showed a real flair for it.

The height of rudeness suggesting one had a flair for umpiring! I suppose it was only marginally worse than a snide Hitler reference. 

I think Mrs Leg was following headquarters lead. No Brownlow votes for you and free cake table 10.

 
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11 hours ago, layzie said:

You should drop in every chance you get.

Well said.

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4 weeks into the season and we have some very unseemly behaviour from footballers being aired.

The AFL PR department and spin doctors will be hard at work.  That was  an unintentional pun.


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