2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

You might end up in the madhouse rocking backwards and forwards and mumbling incoherently, reading this thread from go to whoa but you'd be a Melbourne supporter and you'd be with other like ( twisted ) minded individuals, so there are two positives !!

Edited February 24, 20233 yr by pineapple dee

2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

I actually attempted this, Azz. When it got to the point where I’d forgotten all that’s good in the world, I stopped reading. So yeah, a couple of pages in.😁

 

 

3 hours ago, dworship said:

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.

The mods wouldn’t ever visit this thread, DW. As I’ve said before, that’d be akin to the CEO of a major hospital visiting the psych ward. Not happenin’

Besides, Andy is but one man. It’d take a crack team of hundreds of mods to clean this [censored] up. 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The mods wouldn’t ever visit this thread, DW. As I’ve said before, that’d be akin to the CEO of a major hospital visiting the psych ward. Not happenin’

Besides, Andy is but one man. It’d take a crack team of hundreds of mods to clean this [censored] up. 

We don’t need any cleaning up on here, BBO’s maid comes in every week to tidy up.

Get sick of all the do gooders sometimes.

22 hours ago, layzie said:

He's right you know, Azz

Please don't make me admit that...

On 2/23/2023 at 1:48 PM, Redleg said:

Now I am a “knucklehead “?

What about enlightened leader?

Sir Knucklehead? I guess Earl would have to be Lord Knucklehead, which leaves the rest of us as Knuckleheaded Peasants ... 😁

Edited February 24, 20233 yr by Red and Bluebeard

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Or as we refer to it “ the house of knuckleheads “.

Dees and Casey undefeated this year.

BBO I heard that an electricity guy was in your area yesterday. Hope he wasn’t turning off the power at the manor for unpaid bills, especially before the match sims.

Not to worry if he did, as I am sure the local rag, the Romsey Times, will carry a full report on the games.

38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

BBO I heard that an electricity guy was in your area yesterday. Hope he wasn’t turning off the power at the manor for unpaid bills, especially before the match sims.

Not to worry if he did, as I am sure the local rag, the Romsey Times, will carry a full report on the games.

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

Are you sure it was the Pitbull that scared them away, or was it the stench of self righteousness, liquor and bitterness coming from The Manor?

Edited February 24, 20233 yr by AzzKikA

37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

interesting uncle, i always imagined you as having a couple of rhodesian ridgebacks

33 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Are you sure it was the Pitbull that scared them away, or was it the stench of self righteousness, liquor and bitterness coming from The Manor?

you shouldn't make azzumptions ak. you know what they say about them 😄

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

 

Did the dog also keep the femmes fatale at bay, perhaps providing an explanation for your grouchy countenance and demeanour?

6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

interesting uncle, i always imagined you as having a couple of rhodesian ridgebacks

For me, it is more like some French hunchbacks ...

3 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

For me, it is more like some French hunchbacks ...

now now r&b, i don't think the frenchies had any giant pitbulls like this

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

now now r&b, i don't think the frenchies had any giant pitbulls like this

and if you think that pic was faked or an optical illusion, try this one on for size (and no, before you ask, i don't have any idea what is going on here

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and if you think that pic was faked or an optical illusion, try this one on for size (and no, before you ask, i don't have any idea what is going on here

Wow she's really short 

Just now, AzzKikA said:

Wow she's really short 

and the nice little dog mad a mess of her jeans

6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

you shouldn't make azzumptions ak. you know what they say about them 😄

"They", always sticking their noses in where they're not wanted

Now that's good satire!

You guys all make me laaarrrfff!

THANK you!!

Giant dogs now.

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

Where do the Fila Brasilieros fit in the menagerie family tree, then, BBO? Short lived, through lack of chickens?

21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Giant dogs now.

time to bring back the bananas?