The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 40,224]

I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 4,806]

22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.

I hear you, I hear you...

[layzie 32,979]

Nothing we can do about it but have a good time here. Over to you Mr DJ..

[old dee 23,505]

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.

You are not alone Mr. Leg. In fact you are probably part of a Legion.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re so full of [censored] it’s not funny.

We all know to whom you refer when you say “nut job” and I’d rather you go with @Neil Crompton’s description, “seriously deranged but with a good heart” which is closer to the truth. 

Bah ! Whinge, whinge, whinge !

It's all gone downhill since they gave you Sheilas the vote!

[Redleg 40,224]

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

You are not alone Mr. Leg. In fact you are probably part of a Legion.

Speaking of f Legions, here is my favourite joke concerning one.

On his first day in the Foreign Legion a young soldier heard a siren sound and then all the troops started running madly around the fort. He asked his sargeant what was happening. He was told that when the siren sounds you could make love to one of the camels. He then asked how many soldiers there were and he was told 500 and he then asked how many camels there were and he was told 500. He then asked, so why are the soldiers running so crazily and he was told, you don’t want to get an ugly one do you.

[Redleg 40,224]

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah ! Whinge, whinge, whinge !

It's all gone downhill since they gave you Sheilas the vote!

Strike two!

[WalkingCivilWar 39,264]

35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah ! Whinge, whinge, whinge !

It's all gone downhill since they gave you Sheilas the vote!

🎵 … the times they are a-changin…🎵

Last night I cooked dinner for my son and me (by “cooked dinner” I mean tipped the delivery boy then put the pizza on two plates). I suggested we dine at the kitchen table . My son said, “what’s this, 1950s Oklahoma?”
 

 

[daisycutter 29,342]

26 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🎵 … the times they are a-changin…🎵

Last night I cooked dinner for my son and me (by “cooked dinner” I mean tipped the delivery boy then put the pizza on two plates). I suggested we dine at the kitchen table . My son said, “what’s this, 1950s Oklahoma?”
 

 

you should change your moniker to 'annie get your gun'

[WalkingCivilWar 39,264]

55 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you should change your moniker to 'annie get your gun'

Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

[daisycutter 29,342]

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

could've just gone with onya, would've fitted in nicely

[Redleg 40,224]

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

[daisycutter 29,342]

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

you must be related, red

aine and her red mare

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 4,806]

A nice cultural turn (fleeting though it will no doubt be...)

Sláinte!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

Good craic !

[Redleg 40,224]

25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good craic !

What crocodile?

[WalkingCivilWar 39,264]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

Back atchya Red 😘

[WalkingCivilWar 39,264]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

you must be related, red

aine and her red mare

I’ve never seen this, Daise. So I Google imaged it and found a better version of it…

😁

[Red and Bluebeard 2,076]

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

Sounds like "Gawn ya" to me - a true red-and-blue name if there ever was one!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

[hemingway 7,615]

27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

Red would love Mary Poppins !

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

10 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Red would love Mary Poppins !

An incisive observation Ernie.

BTW. Glad to see you've resurrected ......... yet again !!!!

[hemingway 7,615]

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

An incisive observation Ernie.

BTW. Glad to see you've resurrected ......... yet again !!!!

As you know Uncle, I’m not a well man. 

[dworship 3,342]

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.

You could always do a "Lawyer X"

[Neil Crompton 5,312]

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Dearest WCW, do not descend to Uncle Bitter or his nephew Neil’s level, as even Australia’s biggest crane won’t be able to reach down into the hole you will find yourself in.

You must remain an on top of the ground type of girl.

Hang on. BBO is really my uncle?