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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Wonโ€™t happen.

Dislike champagne too.

So no taste buds Mr. Leg?ย 

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

So no taste buds Mr. Leg?ย 

No, too refined actually.

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Grundy not playing. Howe and Mihocek, who always plays well against us, having fitness tests. Adams out is a plus.

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5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Grundy not playing. Howe and Mihocek, who always plays well against us, having fitness tests. Adams out is a plus.

Howe isโ€ฆ I meanโ€ฆ Howe HAS a pain in the ar*se (corked buttocks). ๐Ÿ˜ย 

Surely heโ€™ll be fine to play this week (?)

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Wonโ€™t happen.

Dislike champagne too.

Wonder if there's a banana infused champersย 


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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Howe isโ€ฆ I meanโ€ฆ Howe HAS a pain in the ar*se (corked buttocks). ๐Ÿ˜ย 

Surely heโ€™ll be fine to play this week (?)

He had ice on his leg. What was that for? Not sure he will play.

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He had ice on his leg. What was that for? Not sure he will play.

The AFL injury report states he had a corked upper leg.ย 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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8 hours ago, old dee said:

I don't share your confidence. You need good games from KPF's in finals. Right nowย  we don't have one let alone two.

Donโ€™t stress OD. Our game plan doesnโ€™t rely on a gun KPF. Sure they are handy and help, but when our defensive zone, 2 way running, midfield dominance is all in check, then just some kind of โ€œscarecrowโ€ type KF will be more than adequate.ย 

Biggest myth in football is the mighty demons โ€œforward 50 woesโ€ย 

Edited by 1964_2

In apropos to the contents of BTs head

My local coffee shop has put up a notice 'To keep prices low there will be a surcharge of 1.6% on efts'.


19 minutes ago, Jontee said:

In apropos to the contents of BTs head

My local coffee shop has put up a notice 'To keep prices low there will be a surcharge of 1.6% on efts'.

Ah yes, very well written..

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11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The AFL injury report states he had a corked upper leg.ย 

Well that is consistent with what I saw, rather than buttocks.

He still may not get up given short week for them.ย 

Edited by Redleg

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31 minutes ago, layzie said:

Ah yes, very well written..

Expect all restaurants and cafes to ย increase prices pretty dramatically, ย to cover rising food and running costs. Fact of life these days.

Just now, Redleg said:

Well that is consistent with what I saw, rather than buttocks.

Trying hard to not put too fine a point on this but perhaps itโ€™s a corked lower buttocks? I mean, in terms of applying an ice pack, where does the buttocks end and the upper leg begin? And does it matter? Ie, is there a difference regarding recovery of such? Serious question as Iโ€™ve never had a corked anything.ย 
Regardless, I hope he fails the fitness test today.ย 

On a lighter note: it seems tomatoes are the new bananasโ€ฆ

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On a lighter note: it seems tomatoes are the new bananasโ€ฆ

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ย Tomatoes!! Pah! ย You might as well be eating soggy newspaper ย at this time of year.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

ย Tomatoes!! Pah! ย You might as well be eating soggy newspaper ย at this time of year.

Curse you, BBO! Youโ€™ve put the mozz on meโ€ฆ

I bought one this morning ($1.90, for just one!), just cut into it and itโ€™s all green and gross on the inside. I shouldโ€™ve gone the soggy newspaper route. ๐Ÿ˜ก

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Curse you, BBO! Youโ€™ve put the mozz on meโ€ฆ

I bought one this morning ($1.90, for just one!), just cut into it and itโ€™s all green and gross on the inside. I shouldโ€™ve gone the soggy newspaper route. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Uncle Bitter's Home Eco 101.

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Trying hard to not put too fine a point on this but perhaps itโ€™s a corked lower buttocks? I mean, in terms of applying an ice pack, where does the buttocks end and the upper leg begin? And does it matter? Ie, is there a difference regarding recovery of such? Serious question as Iโ€™ve never had a corked anything.ย 
Regardless, I hope he fails the fitness test today.ย 

He didn't seem very confident on 360 the other night, about being ok to play.


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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On a lighter note: it seems tomatoes are the new bananasโ€ฆ

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Wash your mouth out.

I just had a banana smoothie from Green Cup shop, which opened today around the corner from my place.

It is still the drink of choice for the discerning person.

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Bit of interest on other threads about JVR possibly debuting tomorrow.

Don't see it happening unless BBB is not fit.

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Expect all restaurants and cafes to ย increase prices pretty dramatically, ย to cover rising food and running costs. Fact of life these days.

Without a doubt, it's happening everywhere.ย 

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Trying hard to not put too fine a point on this but perhaps itโ€™s a corked lower buttocks? I mean, in terms of applying an ice pack, where does the buttocks end and the upper leg begin? And does it matter? Ie, is there a difference regarding recovery of such? Serious question as Iโ€™ve never had a corked anything.ย 
Regardless, I hope he fails the fitness test today.ย 

Had a few of them. It really depends on the severity of the corky, they get graded into three categories. Using a leg as the example:
1. Mild โ€“ Not much swelling, nearly full range of motion
2. Medium โ€“ Possible swelling, difficulty walking
3. Severe โ€“ Bad swelling and internal bleeding, high difficulty walking, may need crutches.ย 

The first week is usually the toughest. The location of this one doesnโ€™t sound great so hopefully there was something to it and he canโ€™t get that leap!
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Will Ashcroft, likely number 1 pick, has selected the Lions, under the father son rule, in the same week as Sam Darcy, another father son top 3 pick, makes his debut for the Dogs and a week after Jamarra Ugle Hagen, a NGA number 1 pick, kicked 5 goals in a game.

JUH was taken the year before the AFL changed the goal posts, stopping the Dees taking Mac Andrew as a NGA player and then again the following year, once again changing the goal posts, which might stop us getting another NGA player Finn Emile-Brennan.

Yep some teams get a lot of luck.


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