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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 6/16/2022 at 8:02 AM, DemonFrog said:

We even fighting each other!

Well it's not much of a fight with your mob DF !!!

Every time I drive north I squish hundreds of your cousins , aunties , uncles etc etc

  • 3 weeks later...
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Thursday night at the Cold Cattery, with no Dees fans and struggling key forwards.

Should be a great night.

A win would be brilliant.

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Wow thanks a lot Footy Classified.

First they say Yze should be Coach somewhere and take Choco with him, ( not that I would begrudge Yze getting a senior role).

Then Hutchy says WC should take Jacko through the PSD and pay nothing for him. You know what Hutchy, GAGF.

MFC must be the THE MOST retro club in the league. We played Geelong in their retro match, we’re playing the Dogs in our own retro match and now it seems we’re playing Freo in theirs…

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Makes sense I guess… after all, we ARE the oldest club. ❤️💙😊


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35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

MFC must be the THE MOST retro club in the league. We played Geelong in their retro match, we’re playing the Dogs in our own retro match and now it seems we’re playing Freo in theirs…

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Makes sense I guess… after all, we ARE the oldest club. ❤️💙😊

What jumper will Jacko wear?

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

What jumper will Jacko wear?

Before or after the game?

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

What jumper will Jacko wear?

One that says 'Eff off Freo' I hope ...

 
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Dees were refused a priority pick when we were worse that Roos for several years.

Now Blight saying Crows, who have won more games in last few years than the Roos, is saying they should also apply for help.

A joke.

If Clarkson goes to Roos, you can absolutely guarantee a priority pick.

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  • 2 weeks later...

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another very quiet day on DL.

A banana sandwich for lunch today Mr. Leg. A fabulous way to start the afternoon. 

21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another very quiet day on DL.

Even when we struggle to beat time with a stick it is a lot better than when this thread came into existence. 

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57 minutes ago, old dee said:

A banana sandwich for lunch today Mr. Leg. A fabulous way to start the afternoon. 

Elvis fried his and that helped kill him.


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9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yummo

Banana Fried Cheesecake Recipe + Video - Delicious Banana Spring Rolls

And this week's best post goes to Daisy.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Elvis fried his and that helped kill him.

Straight wholemeal bread and Banana Mr Leg. Lunch of champions. 

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

Straight wholemeal bread and Banana Mr Leg. Lunch of champions. 

As a banana man, I feel dirty saying I prefer cheese and tomato on a crisp baguette 🥖.

43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

As a banana man, I feel dirty saying I prefer cheese and tomato on a crisp baguette 🥖.

Obviously you have stolen Mr. Leg's password. Who are you? 

 

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It is so strangely quiet these days on DL, obviously just nothing happening.


17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It is so strangely quiet these days on DL, obviously just nothing happening.

In hibernation before the finals Red.

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1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

In hibernation before the finals Red.

Hopefully a flurry of activity for us in GF week.

 
1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Can we win the next 6 games?

Doubtful without a firing Tmac. 

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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Doubtful without a firing Tmac. 

We can win it without Tom.

Just saw Bowey has crossed to North. It is his sister Hannah.


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