Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

On 8/7/2020 at 10:55 AM, old dee said:

A banana sandwich for lunch, something’s can actually triumph over the virus lock down , illness and the Dees never ending performances from a bottom half team. Bananas,

Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

 
Just now, DemonFrog said:

Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

I am glad you did not tell me that DF.

May be we need to recruit Banana Man before it is too late and we are forced to have Pineapples!

 

The Victorian lock down has really impacted this thread.

I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.


Just now, dpositive said:

I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.

Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

16 hours ago, dpositive said:

Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

I feel your pain!

 

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I feel your pain!

Thanks Frog 

perhaps they knew Pies fans would not want to watch and victory might improve profile of MFC matches for future.

 
1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I was wondering what happened to this thread but then again, it is about a bloke who isn’t getting a regular game at AFL level but rather, running around in leftover 12 v 12 hub games played on reclaimed mangrove swamps infested by alligators.

That is no way to talk about Uncle Bitters!

  • 3 weeks later...

Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

Resized_20200902_134125.jpeg

  • Author
7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

Resized_20200902_134125.jpeg

I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

They gave me a complimentary beetroot latte. Absolutely undrinkable, had to tip it out. They can't even give it away!

  • Author
10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

No wonder you Melbournian’s are all crook, beetroot latte. FMD! 

When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.


I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

On 9/6/2020 at 8:53 AM, Redleg said:

When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

Supporting Collingwood?

  • Author
8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Supporting Collingwood?

Not totally certifiable yet.

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not totally certifiable yet.

Give three more weeks of lockdown?

On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

The innuendo willalways do you in the end though


  • Author
On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

Prize is on its way.

There are air holes in the box as you will notice.

 
Just now, Redleg said:

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

I broke that news last week. I believe the media reported on it just today. 

On 9/24/2020 at 3:10 PM, Redleg said:

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • REPORT: Essendon

    Melbourne’s much vaunted finishing power evaporated at Adelaide Oval on Saturday afternoon, exposed for the third time in four years by its Essendon Gather Round hoodoo. 

      • Shocked
    • 4 replies
  • POSTGAME: Essendon

    From knocking off a Premiership contender to getting embarrassed by the winless Bombers who were on a 17 game losing streak .... Welcome Back MFCSS.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 351 replies
  • PODCAST: Essendon

    Andy is still away on holidays for the next two weeks but the Demonland Podcast will proceed with Binman at the helm and this week joined by George to bring you their analysis of the disappointing loss to the Bombers.

      • Thanks
    • 18 replies
  • VOTES: Essendon

    Captain Max Gawn has built a commanding lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Kozzy Pickett & Jack Steele followed by Jacob van Rooyen and Tom Sparrow. Your votes please from the loss to the Bombers. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Haha
    • 31 replies
  • PREVIEW: Essendon

    Not long ago, the narrative surrounding Melbourne was steeped in pessimism. There was some concern among the pundits (and even some fans) that the club would arrive at the AFL’s Gather Round still winless, vulnerable to a familiar adversary in the Essendon Football Club, and facing significant scrutiny from an ever-critical media on a national stage. Things have changed.

      • Like
    • 19 replies
  • REPORT: Gold Coast

    Steven King astutely identified the issues that had plagued the Melbourne Football Club over the past two and a half seasons when he auditioned for the newly created coaching role. The side that had claimed the 2021 premiership had become stodgy, slow-paced, and hesitant to take the initiative. 

      • Thanks
    • 4 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.