Haven't been on for a couple of weeks. Have had better ones so I may have missed comment but is there any one else who is [censored] off with AFL players? The world is crashing around us and they seem to be demanding 50+ % of their salaries for doing nothing. Have they not noticed the thousands who are now without $1 of income. This lot is making me sick. May be what finally pushes out away from the game.

On 3/27/2020 at 9:53 PM, Earl Hood said:

Sorry Red should have added a smiley ? face I guess. Although looking at my post the only inaccuracy was that I meant 1055 pages and 26000 plus posts. All the rest stands. I mean we have a dead writer who blew his brains out 60 years ago still providing input, albeit, quite insightful, to this thread! A frog from WA with a fetish for bananas, someone who thinks he is the ghost that walks in Burwood, and not to speak of a sexual deviant from Romsey who means well but it’s that tinnea thing that keeps us from fully engaging. And what’s with the Moon guy? You see it is all an allusion. 

Red you realise that it is just you and me that are real in all these posts but then again I am not totally sure about you. It maybe it is just me who is real in this prolongated pantomime. After all I am the Earl of Hood, no one can dispute that. 

I am hanging in Earl.

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

I used to cough to cover up a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough....

5 hours ago, Kent said:

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

Sadly the opertunaty to do that decreases by the day.

12 hours ago, Kent said:

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

I'd like to ask you, Is  'What is real',   real, anyway.?

10 hours ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

I'd like to ask you, Is  'What is real',   real, anyway.?

Well Marty 

Real is really real right??

In an unsettling reversal of my teenager years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out...

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

In an unsettling reversal of my teenager years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out...

Now you know how they felt Mr. Shadow. 

Just saw a very sweet slice of quarantine life. Two young lovers in jogging gear in Royal Park, clearly pretending to be doing their exercise for the day so they could steal a moment together. Not ashamed to say I had a slight catch in my throat as I called the police.

On 3/28/2020 at 11:23 AM, Moonshadow said:

 

Would like to hear the pandemic cup.

Feild of shut the borders, return of stop the boat, stay inside, wash your hands,, were all in this together, wear a mask, keep your distance, 

close your business, save a life and someone will die.

Many more contenders but some have been withdrawn by the stewards.

No end game running yet, and rational behaviour pulled up lame.

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Edited April 6, 20206 yr by Redleg

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

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Well spotted. Good point Red. 

On 4/6/2020 at 12:47 PM, Moonshadow said:

Well spotted. Good point Red. 

Thanks Moonie, I pride myself on being succinct.

50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Thanks Moonie, I pride myself on being succinct.

yes red, your brevity is simply staggering

Breaking  news: here's the COVID-19 chart as it stands now

I slept 14 hours last night. Absolutely locked and f'ing loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the front window..... 

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I slept 14 hours last night. Absolutely locked and f'ing loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the front window..... 

have you tried sleeping 24 hours.........

41 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I slept 14 hours last night. Absolutely locked and f'ing loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the front window..... 

Frequent hand washing is a prudent precaution for you Moonie - given your ... err ... habits

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Frequent hand washing is a prudent precaution for you Moonie - given your ... err ... habits

Latex gloves come in handy too

An article in today’s “Rage” made note of police raiding a party in Romsey 

Well I wish to clear the air before any scandal mongers start pointing nasturtiums at your good old innocent Uncle Bitter

Firstly, it wasn’t a party at all.  I mean who calls a gathering of 50 or so like minded friends a”party “ ? 
Secondly. Everyone was being quite responsible and keeping a good whip length apart 

Clearly all just a minor misunderstanding 

PS  If one of my good lawyer friends on this site could see their way to a little pro bono work please contact me ( metaphorically that is) at The Manor

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

An article in today’s “Rage” made note of police raiding a party in Romsey 

Well I wish to clear the air before any scandal mongers start pointing nasturtiums at your good old innocent Uncle Bitter

Firstly, it wasn’t a party at all.  I mean who calls a gathering of 50 or so like minded friends a”party “ ? 
Secondly. Everyone was being quite responsible and keeping a good whip length apart 

Clearly all just a minor misunderstanding 

PS  If one of my good lawyer friends on this site could see their way to a little pro bono work please contact me ( metaphorically that is) at The Manor

 

I hear that the virus doesn't survive for long on leather, so you should be ok Uncle