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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Did you watch that [censored] poor performance Red?

Unfortunately I watched some of it.

We put in a shocker.

I actually hope NZ smash them.

 
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Unfortunately I watched some of it.

We put in a shocker.

I actually hope NZ smash them.

Agreed! It's possible but the Kiwis lack depth. If their big guns fire they are a chance.

 

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 

This sort of stuff amazes me. The food industry is highly competitive and notoriously fickle. Places than don't bring their A game consistently don't last.

 

Although if it's frequented by lawyers it must be a seedy establishment anyway.

and the name of this fine establishment Red....so we can avoid !! lol

 
25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

This sort of stuff amazes me. The food industry is highly competitive and notoriously fickle. Places than don't bring their A game consistently don't last.

 

Although if it's frequented by lawyers it must be a seedy establishment anyway.

I've heard that they knew in advance a couple of lawyers were to be there.

Other nights its a hatted restaurant.

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I've heard that they knew in advance a couple of lawyers were to be there.

Other nights its a hatted restaurant.

Actually 3 lawyers at our table. 


12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Actually 3 lawyers at our table. 

No wonder the service was bad! Bet the non lawyer made the booking & arrived first. 

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9 minutes ago, ManDee said:

No wonder the service was bad! Bet the non lawyer made the booking & arrived first. 

Taking a big risk on a major law suit.

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Taking a big risk on a major law suit.

Not really, my guess is that responding to me has cost two clients 22 minutes and 47 minutes respectively, (based loosely on ability to pay). Getting them to fund a suit against me may be beyond even your remarkable skills, heaven forbid funding it yourself!

Edited by ManDee
NB: Due to diminished capacity, not worth the effort.

 
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2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not really, my guess is that responding to me has cost two clients 22 minutes and 47 minutes respectively, (based loosely on ability to pay). Getting them to fund a suit against me may be beyond even your remarkable skills, heaven forbid funding it yourself!

Not suing you, suing the Restaurant. Why would we sue you?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Not suing you, suing the Restaurant. Why would we sue you?

Jointly and severally? No, good point why sue me? Mind you we did place a huge takeaway order just as you arrived.


8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Went out for dinner with the wife and another couple last night and joined by WJ who was solo with his wife away.

I actually thought it was basil Fawlty's restaurant.

The service didn't exist.

No fish or veal as they ran out at 7.00pm.

My wife's meal came 1 hour after the rest of us got ours and was inedible.

WJ and mine came about 20 minutes after the other couple got theirs'.

I actually started to look around for a camera.

As we walked out another table had half the people eating and the other half waiting for their meal.

Lastly we spoke to another table who had been waiting over an hour for something to eat.

I should have gone into the kitchen to say hello to Basil and Manuel.

 

 

At least be thankful you didn’t have any Germans dining with you at the time! 

Edited by Earl Hood

Typical lawyer...cant answer  the simple direct  question. ... lol

Can't  believe the number of Banana references in commentary of Tour de France.

bananarama not mentioned as a sponsor.Perhaps its a product placement move by the French grocery firm who are a major sponsor.

 

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Our kicking for goal is giving me nightmares.

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Our kicking for goal is giving me nightmares.

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 


1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 

 Careful or you will have @Bitter but optimistic salivating over your post, Bub. You know how he likes a jolly good, er...... yum cha...

 

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Wrong thread...here we talk of lovely cocktails...yum chas and apparently  manors, manners, and floggings ( just not the mfc kind )

 

And bananas! 

I see that british mountains are being covered with banana skins, to the end that hikers are being told not to leave the skins on mountain tops. 8 kilos of skins on Ben Nevis alone. Who is responsible?

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

My sympathies. Obviously  not in a lounge. Im surprised


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Cash flow issues at The Manor bb 

I've found a flagon of sherry with 2 bottles of cheap lemonade is enough to [censored] you over.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] the bananas!!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is currently being royally ripped off at Tulla

$11 a glass for an ordinary Shiraz - FMD!

The worst part is I’m sober!!!  At that rate I’ll be beggared by the time I’ve quenched my thirst

Tullamarine is aboriginal for 'expensive car park'

Bon voyage Uncle.

 
4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In flight posting !

Is this new?

Not for naughty ones ;)


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