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21 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can’t believe I have scheduled Foxtel to install a satellite on draft day, at the very time that the draft is on. Looks like it is DL on the computer, for me at draft time. 

Where is your annual DRAFT countdown?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Where is your annual DRAFT countdown?

    Kent 

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    Winner of cup, number 23 in red and blue colours. Omen for our part of the draft  on November 23.

    Our first pick, yes 23.

    Further omen, 3rd horse in cup also in red and blue colours. Our 3rd puck looking good as well. 

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    23 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Can’t believe I have scheduled Foxtel to install a satellite on draft day, at the very time that the draft is on. Looks like it is DL on the computer, for me at draft time. 

    You can use your Foxtel logon and stream Foxtel directly from their website or from the Foxtel Go app on your phone or tablet.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Winner of cup, number 23 in red and blue colours. Omen for our part of the draft  on November 23.

    Our first pick, yes 23.

    Further omen, 3rd horse in cup also in red and blue colours. Our 3rd puck looking good as well. 

    Didn't our horse break his leg and get put down on the track?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Didn't our horse break his leg and get put down on the track?

    Whatcha talkin about Willis?

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    BBO, I bet you were hoping for Magic Circle to win, so the G String would be worn by the owner at the presentation.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    BBO, I bet you were hoping for Magic Circle to win, so the G String would be worn by the owner at the presentation.

    Don't get him started Red

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Winner of cup, number 23 in red and blue colours. Omen for our part of the draft  on November 23.

    Our first pick, yes 23.

    Further omen, 3rd horse in cup also in red and blue colours. Our 3rd puck looking good as well. 

    Does our third puck have to be used on a player from New Zealand? ?

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Does our third puck have to be used on a player from New Zealand? ?

    You mean England.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You mean England.

    No -- you would use a pick on a Pom and a puck on a Kiwi ...

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    No -- you would use a pick on a Pom and a puck on a Kiwi ...

    Ah, The difficulties of typing while riding a jet ski.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Ah, The difficulties of typing while riding a jet ski.

    Is typing like tai chi?

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Is typing like tai chi?

    More like chai tea.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    More like chai tea.

    Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

    Does that come from tea tree?

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    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

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    23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

    And me as well and I would add DC and maybe Moons,  not sure about the others though! 

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    On 11/9/2018 at 9:12 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

    If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

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