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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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11 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

I am sitting next to Daddy Cool himself Ross Wilson,  on a cruise ship going to New Caledonia tomorrow. It’s Called Rock the Boat and features non stop music.

Foreigner Thursday and Russell Morris Saturday. 

Getting me in the mood for Hells Bells at the G especially after I heard an AC DC cover band last night. 

Banana dacquiries are the go . 

 
32 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am sitting next to Daddy Cool himself Ross Wilson,  on a cruise ship going to New Caledonia tomorrow. It’s Called Rock the Boat and features non stop music.

Foreigner Thursday and Russell Morris Saturday. 

Getting me in the mood for Hells Bells at the G especially after I heard an AC DC cover band last night. 

Banana dacquiries are the go . 

You are obviously older than I thought.

Law Society tour group ?

The last one I went to was on the Adriatic and Ionian Sea. 

A cruise, Ross Wilson and the rest.

Must be a lot of grey hair onboard.

Lifts to be avoided.

Sounds fun, have a great time.

Edited by hemingway

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

And people say Jack Watts is lazy!!!

Off-field he is not so lazy....

 
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11 hours ago, hemingway said:

You are obviously older than I thought.

Law Society tour group ?

The last one I went to was on the Adriatic and Ionian Sea. 

A cruise, Ross Wilson and the rest.

Must be a lot of grey hair onboard.

Lifts to be avoided.

Sounds fun, have a great time.

Foreigner, Eurogliders, stack of cover bands like CCR, AC DC, Deep Purple, Stones, 70’s and 80’s bands etc. 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Foreigner, Eurogliders, stack of cover bands like CCR, AC DC, Deep Purple, Stones, 70’s and 80’s bands etc. 

Great list of contemporary bands and music Red.


Just now, daisycutter said:

hmmmm.........now you see it.....now you don't

Yeah.

Can understand why though. If I ran a forum I'd be pretty conservative as well.

37 minutes ago, Choke said:

Yeah.

Can understand why though. If I ran a forum I'd be pretty conservative as well.

Just like Trump ayyy. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Just like Trump ayyy. 

I would own those libtards so bad.

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20 hours ago, Emerald said:

I'm just popping in to congratulate Redleg and the gang for clocking up the first millenium.

Thank you Emerald on behalf of all the posters. I look forward to the next 1000 pages of enlightening, brilliant and even humorous posting. Long  live the thread ,which brings so much joy to so many otherwise boring lives. 


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On 10/23/2018 at 2:22 PM, Fifty-5 said:

Don't unlock the asylum. ?

I lost the key, while searching for the rare  Gautemalian banana, which is reportedly blue and red in color. It is a delicacy often devoured just west of Punt Road. It has magic powers that can turn a quiet person into a maniac when devoured while watching Aussie rules. People have been known to yell abuse at 3 people in yellow or green who aren’t even playing the game, just running around with their toy whistles. 

Been enjoying those daquiri duckeroy dack-eries a bit Mr Leg?

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1 minute ago, bjDee said:

Been enjoying those daquiri duckeroy dack-eries a bit Mr Leg?

Too much. My brain is like mashed banana.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Too much. My brain is like mashed banana.

beats smashed avocado

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Fried bananas served as part of main meal last night in Brazilian restaurant. No hair to be seen on what we call  banana fritters.


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On 10/24/2018 at 7:26 PM, daisycutter said:

beats smashed avocado

Smashed avocado ? is beaten. 

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

How about a bit of interesting case law Red or Daisy you must be a guy with a huge array of interests. 

Can we share something other than banana or avocado stories. Otherwise dear old OD will be telling us about a banana smoothy or banana on his muesli. 

I think I would rather read Uncle’s lurid stories so things must be getting desperate. 

6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

How about a bit of interesting case law Red or Daisy you must be a guy with a huge array of interests. 

Can we share something other than banana or avocado stories. Otherwise dear old OD will be telling us about a banana smoothy or banana on his muesli. 

I think I would rather read Uncle’s lurid stories so things must be getting desperate. 

you need to htfu, ernie, or find a new paramour 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you need to htfu, ernie, or find a new paramour 

Of all people Daisy I thought you would have a better defence of the skeletal remains of this thread. 

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

 

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.


8 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Of all people Daisy I thought you would have a better defence of the skeletal remains of this thread. 

ernie, how long have you had ocd?

you need a distraction coz this thread is not doing it for you, hence my suggestion of a paramour

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.

maybe it would be a good suggestion to cure ernie's blues?

 

Sorry I'm late to this thread

What's happened so far? 

Edited by dino rover

11 minutes ago, dino rover said:

Sorry I'm late to this thread

What's happened so far? 

You are a natural for this thread.


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