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Redleg
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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

However, you could further indulge.

Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

 

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    16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

    However, you could further indulge.

    Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

    You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

    Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

    You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

     

    Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

    The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

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    35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

    The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

    did you know, red that you can also get banana wine and banana beer

    very versatile little buggers 

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    Just now, SFebey said:

    How come people don't eat bananas in public after dark?

    you need to get out more, febes ?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    That's what you'd call a well hung fruit, dc

    that's not a fruit......that's a banana.....show some respect, moonie

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    On 6/14/2018 at 11:36 AM, Redleg said:

    Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

    Fake News

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    On 6/16/2018 at 10:01 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Fake News

    You Trumped me.

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    On 6/16/2018 at 8:21 AM, Whispering_Jack said:

    Demonland and this thread have a great deal in common with the great Leonard Cohen who spent six years of his life before he became famous on the Greek Island of Hydra. This book explains what kept him alive during that time.

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    Growing your own bananas is very therapeutic.

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    Shove 'em

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    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

    One trusts you might run into Ethan somewhere in the glorified ore mine that is WA and impart some of your provincial wisdom upon him.Perth seems to have given him delusions of social adequacy.

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    39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

    Will one of your fine servants be chauffeuring you and the missus in the 4WD Rolls? If not, you may want to contact Demonland's very own Westralian frog. I hear he's a terrific driver and loves a jolly good flogging. Safe travels Uncle, make sure you turn your watch back 30 years

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    27 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Will one of your fine servants be chauffeuring you and the missus in the 4WD Rolls? If not, you may want to contact Demonland's very own Westralian frog. I hear he's a terrific driver and loves a jolly good flogging. Safe travels Uncle, make sure you turn your watch back 30 years

    if he does cross paths with the Frog i can only hope he reverses over the same path to be sure .

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    14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

    I will send a warning to the wineries in Margaret River.

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    On 6/14/2018 at 4:13 PM, hemingway said:

    Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

    However, you could further indulge.

    Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

    You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

    Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

    You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

     

    Ernie, I think a Freudian slip has engaged the auto censor, tidbits may be what you were looking for. Uncle B on the other hand would no doubt be thinking TlTS

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    17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

    Uncle, sounds like you are traveling with your friend Alter Ego.  

    Don't bother with the selection process, just take a sack of money, you will need it. Remember, they will not have seen a photo of you. 

    In case all goes pear shaped, take a bunch of bananas for entertainment. May also come in handy if you get lost in the never never. 

    Oh, one more thing, you better make sure they have motorized buggies for your "trek."

     

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    17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Greetings lawyers and other ne'er do wells.

    Your good old Uncle is heading orf to Westralia tomorrow, followed by a trekking adventure to Darwin.

    I shall be avoiding scat throwers in Freemantle and attempting to turn Demon frogs into road kill.

    The maid shall remain at The Manor, so no doubt I will be inundated with beautiful women hoping to accompany me.

    Be assured I shall put them through an arduous selection process.

    uncle, you will need to check with the the department of agriculture and food, western australia's (dafwa) quarantinewa service regarding your fungal infection. would hate to see you turned back at the border

    are you taking your favourite demonland hitch hiker?

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    I must say I was quite chuffed by all the above encouragement .It resulted in a very emotional discharge 

    Trawled through a few pubs last night. Must say there was a surprising number of drunks and derros about the place. I would usually thrash such types but I considered that Ethan may have been one of them and demonstrated considerable restraint 

    re your queries dc

    No “Special” guests.

    I had considered WA’s quarantine laws and thus wrapped my offending pinkies in glad wrap pre flight. Nevertheless I was approached by a sniffer dog at the airport. Oddly the poor beast had some form of convulsion and began foaming at the mouth. Fatigue I suppose 

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