Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

 
  • Author
7 hours ago, SFebey said:

Bananas give me heartburn 

Peel the skin off first.

 
Just now, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

  • Author
1 hour ago, SFebey said:

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.


Whilst that funny sideline ..( the QB debacle was on ...) I was speeding through China . The previous day at the Zoo I enjoyed a rather refreshing Ice cream on a stick....very ingenious these Chinese ;)

( Chinese net rules preclude me from adding a picture lol )

 

18 hours ago, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Yes

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.

Thought Febey's comment was not bad, but beware The Banana Thought Police.

The barbarians are at the gates. 

They will take you down if you dissent or question the purity of the line. 

 

A wonderful realisation about Bananas...among the few really safe things to eat while traveling...come with own protection ;)


2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

you lost bananas last weekend?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

However, you could further indulge.

Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

 

  • Author
16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

However, you could further indulge.

Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

 

Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

did you know, red that you can also get banana wine and banana beer

very versatile little buggers 


Just now, SFebey said:

How come people don't eat bananas in public after dark?

you need to get out more, febes ?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

That's what you'd call a well hung fruit, dc

that's not a fruit......that's a banana.....show some respect, moonie


On 6/14/2018 at 11:36 AM, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Fake News

 
  • Author
On 6/16/2018 at 10:01 AM, DemonFrog said:

Fake News

You Trumped me.

  • Author
On 6/16/2018 at 8:21 AM, Whispering_Jack said:

Demonland and this thread have a great deal in common with the great Leonard Cohen who spent six years of his life before he became famous on the Greek Island of Hydra. This book explains what kept him alive during that time.

61E074BD-71CD-427A-BCB0-B9E88682A959.jpeg

Growing your own bananas is very therapeutic.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • CASEY: Footscray

    The Casey Demons faced a tough first up task taking on reigning VFL premiers Footscray at Mission Whitten Oval. The Bulldogs, who unfurled their premiership flag pre-game, had 15 AFL-listed players and their top VFL talent available, setting them up for their 15th consecutive win.

    • 3 replies
  • POSTGAME: Fremantle

    The Demons were fumbly, inefficient, outrun and outgunned all over the field as they went down to the Dockers by 48 points at Optus Stadium in Perth.

      • Vomit
      • Thumb Down
      • Haha
    • 250 replies
  • PODCAST: Fremantle

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 23rd March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees dismal loss to the Dockers in Perth.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THE QUESTIONS/COMMENTS TO ONE SPECIFIC TOPIC/PLAYER IN ORDER TO MAKE THE PREPARATION FOR THE PODCAST EASIER.

      • Clap
    • 18 replies
  • VOTES: Fremantle

    Coming off Back to Back Demonland Player of the Year Award wins Captain Max Gawn is already in the lead followed by Jacob van Rooyen, Jai Culley, Kozzy Pickett & Jack Steele. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 43 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Fremantle

    It’s Game Day and the Demons have made the long trip west to take on Fremantle tonight at Optus Stadium. Can Melbourne make it two from two to start the season, and what are you hoping to see from the Dees under the lights in Perth?

    • 547 replies
  • PREVIEW: Fremantle

    The dominant storyline coming out of Round One for Saturday Night’s clash at Optus Stadium centres on the influence of the big men. The spotlight naturally falls on two elite ruckmen who, five years ago, shared the stage in Melbourne’s memorable premiership triumph.

    • 3 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.