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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 hours ago, SFebey said:

Bananas give me heartburn 

Peel the skin off first.

 
Just now, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

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1 hour ago, SFebey said:

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.


Whilst that funny sideline ..( the QB debacle was on ...) I was speeding through China . The previous day at the Zoo I enjoyed a rather refreshing Ice cream on a stick....very ingenious these Chinese ;)

( Chinese net rules preclude me from adding a picture lol )

 

18 hours ago, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Yes

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.

Thought Febey's comment was not bad, but beware The Banana Thought Police.

The barbarians are at the gates. 

They will take you down if you dissent or question the purity of the line. 

 

A wonderful realisation about Bananas...among the few really safe things to eat while traveling...come with own protection ;)


2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

you lost bananas last weekend?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

However, you could further indulge.

Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

 

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16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don't worry, just buy a nice bunch of bananas for your physical and emotional well-being. 

However, you could further indulge.

Perhaps try watching some repeats of Bananas in Pyjamas. 

You could take the opportunity to improve your knowledge on the banana.  Its nouns, adjectives, synonyms, derived terms, foreign language meanings, pronunciation, racial significance, freudian relevance etc. There is also the banana's significance as a figure of speech, its allegorical meanings, not to forget its relevance as a metaphor or analogy.  Really a limitless subject. 

Just think Red of all that time you will have researching, talking about and writing about bananas. Engage your analytical mind.

You don't need to worry about footy or searching for salacious stories contained in case law and the ratio decidendi or obiter dicta of your extensive law library.  We have enough salacious [censored] bits from other posters on this thread. That just lowers the standard and of course the tone. Wrong side of the tracks and all that. 

 

Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is.

The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

did you know, red that you can also get banana wine and banana beer

very versatile little buggers 


Just now, SFebey said:

How come people don't eat bananas in public after dark?

you need to get out more, febes ?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

That's what you'd call a well hung fruit, dc

that's not a fruit......that's a banana.....show some respect, moonie


On 6/14/2018 at 11:36 AM, Redleg said:

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Fake News

 
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On 6/16/2018 at 10:01 AM, DemonFrog said:

Fake News

You Trumped me.

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On 6/16/2018 at 8:21 AM, Whispering_Jack said:

Demonland and this thread have a great deal in common with the great Leonard Cohen who spent six years of his life before he became famous on the Greek Island of Hydra. This book explains what kept him alive during that time.

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Growing your own bananas is very therapeutic.


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