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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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i've checked the top 40 for the last 70 years and couldn't find any mention of mahler, bach, janacek, verdi, chopin or liszt :(

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    45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    well if you offered something other than barbarian music i might be interested

    Nobody mentioned Collingwood, DC ... :blink:

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    13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i've checked the top 40 for the last 70 years and couldn't find any mention of mahler, bach, janacek, verdi, chopin or liszt :(

    So you did find Handel? :rolleyes:

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So you did find Handel? :rolleyes:

    on;y a ken hands who played for carlscum......a relative?

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    4 hours ago, dieter said:

    I wish something could put me to sleep when my wife snores like a full symphony orchestra.

    Well clearly skinny, she needs a jolly good thrashing.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    on;y a ken hands who played for carlscum......a relative?

    you are truly a bogan...

    Anyway, his real name was post modern: ken handsell.

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    26 minutes ago, dieter said:

    you are truly a bogan...

    Anyway, his real name was post modern: ken handsell.

    as in handsell und gretel?

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    as in handsell und gretel?

    So you are just masquerading as a Bogan???/

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    30 minutes ago, dieter said:

    So you are just masquerading as a Bogan???/

    no, just another untermensch

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    on;y a ken hands who played for carlscum......a relative?

    Yeah, the one with the messianic complex :blink:

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    8 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

    Just read  page 949, made no sense, where are the bogans

    You say that like you think the previous 948 were any different ... :blink:

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    no, just another untermensch

    We already know that...

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    8 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

    Just read  page 949, made no sense, where are the bogans

    All you need is a mirror. They must have them in Echuca. Do you know Doug Goldsworthy?

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    4 hours ago, dieter said:

    All you need is a mirror. They must have them in Echuca. Do you know Doug Goldsworthy?

    No I am Italian can't be a bogan, to cool, nope don't know Doug, i work at the abattoir, they are all bogan there, all got the sack, Union cost everyone their job, they closed it down because Union said no.

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    2 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

    No I am Italian can't be a bogan, to cool, nope don't know Doug, i work at the abattoir, they are all bogan there, all got the sack, Union cost everyone their job, they closed it down because Union said no.

    If you're Italian you need a mirror anyway. Unions have been known to do very stupid things. My father always used to say it's because we inherited the British Trade Relations model where it's all about confrontation instead of co-operation. Go Dees. I mention Doug because I used to work with him at Tisdall in the early 80's. Doug is a keen Demon man...

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    Pity the Crows were decimated with injuries.

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Err, what's your point Daisy?

    Did you miss Play School today?

    nah, just figured you and ethan would be big sheldon fans :lol:

    and i've graduated from play school to peppa pig, thanks to grandsons 

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    39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    big big mistake.......only 0 sleeps

    Image result for young sheldon

    Somehow I pictured you looking like that in your very distant youth Daisy. But in black 'n white, of course

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    big big mistake.......only 0 sleeps

    Image result for young sheldon

    I’ve never had the urge to punch a kid until I saw the ad for that show. 

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