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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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13 hours ago, old dee said:

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

Should we be talking about Port players?

 

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    24 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    AFL Integrity Unit takes over investigation into topless photo

    Move over Vicpol, the big boys at the AFL Integrity Unit are taking over

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

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    9 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

    The AFL Unscrupulous Unit seems more appropriate.

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    10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

    Yes a bit like Dentist and Holiday never in the same sentence. DF

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    1 hour ago, Wrecker45 said:

    The AFL Unscrupulous Unit seems more appropriate.

    Police have dropped the case now so just wait for the weasel words that flow from the AFL.

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    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

    So Sad!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

    1?

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Yes a bit like Dentist and Holiday never in the same sentence. DF

    "After I went to the dentist, I needed a holiday, and so I went to Hawaii for a beer with Roosy". Never say never, OD ... :blink:

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Police have dropped the case now so just wait for the weasel words that flow from the AFL.

     "After grilling the stupid bastard who did this for several hours, we finally broke him, and convinced him to give us the medal, so that it wouldn't get into any more trouble. We immediately awarded it to Jobe Watson for safekeeping. As we wouldn't know integrity from a bar of soap, we gave the player concerned several bars of soap, put him on strike one and suspended him from the JLT series. We take this very seriously as our actions have shown. We were also going to recommend counselling for this player, but no-one knew how to spell it, so we gave him a severe reprimand and a $2 fine instead, to be immediately inserted in the swear jar."

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    1?

    I think you are about 30 short, DF. Redleg doesn't seem to want to make it specific, in case you think of pick 31 and who we swapped for it ... :blink:

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    20 hours ago, old dee said:

    Even you don't believe that Bbo!

    You may not be a religious man OD but you strike me as a spiritual one.  

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    5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    You may not be a religious man OD but you strike me as a spiritual one.  

    Correct Ernest I am very spiritual after half a bottle of single malt.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think!

    Now Mr.Leg you have deserted your post that hardly puts you in a position to be critical.

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I think you are about 30 short, DF. Redleg doesn't seem to want to make it specific, in case you think of pick 31 and who we swapped for it ... :blink:

    Especially on this thread R and B

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    20 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

    Like 'military intelligence'?

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    19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Like "Moonie intelligence"

    BwahahBwahaha!!

    [censored] I'm funny!

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Like 'military intelligence'?

    I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. 

    Helps me relax.

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    What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry I don't need to know. 

    Life is slipping by. 

    I just executed a mosquito and realised that may be me in my next life.  But it was good while it lasted. 

    Reincarnation can be a wonderful thought except that it requires a virtuous current life. I now ache in the places that I used to play, so perhaps there is hope. The beast is tamed. Sorry Leonard. I will explain when I see you. I spend all my days listening to your music and reading your poetry.  It's nice to think you will love forever in the Tower of Song.  

    It is a reassuring thought that there will be no MFC or Demonland in my next life but I suspect Jack Watts will pop up perhaps standing by the bar and telling us what went wrong at Port Adelaide. Don't worry Jack, we all know......you went to Adelaide to live. 

     

     

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    35 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry I don't need to know. 

    Life is slipping by. 

    I just executed a mosquito and realised that may be me in my next life.  But it was good while it lasted. 

    Reincarnation can be a wonderful thought except that it requires a virtuous current life. I now ache in the places that I used to play, so perhaps there is hope. The beast is tamed. Sorry Leonard. I will explain when I see you. I spend all my days listening to your music and reading your poetry.  It's nice to think you will love forever in the Tower of Song.  

    It is a reassuring thought that there will be no MFC or Demonland in my next life but I suspect Jack Watts will pop up perhaps standing by the bar and telling us what went wrong at Port Adelaide. Don't worry Jack, we all know......you went to Adelaide to live. 

     

     

    Ernest I think you need a few more daiquiris! 

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think!

    I just wanted it to end.

    As nothing good comes to us from it.

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