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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

Lady Fingers ?

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    2 hours ago, america de cali said:

    Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

    I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

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    24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

    Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

    Who?

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    I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

     

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    7 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

     

    Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

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    8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

    That's the spirit!

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    25 minutes ago, old dee said:

    That's the spirit!

    Single malt for you, I presume :lol:

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    JW Library - Android Apps on Google PlayUrlAdvisorGoodImage.png

    JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

    This may do you some good od !

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    JW Library - Android Apps on Google PlayUrlAdvisorGoodImage.png

    JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

    This may do you some good od !

    Even you don't believe that Bbo!

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

     

    Should we be talking about Port players?

     

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    9 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

    The AFL Unscrupulous Unit seems more appropriate.

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    10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

    Yes a bit like Dentist and Holiday never in the same sentence. DF

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    1 hour ago, Wrecker45 said:

    The AFL Unscrupulous Unit seems more appropriate.

    Police have dropped the case now so just wait for the weasel words that flow from the AFL.

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    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

    So Sad!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

    1?

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Yes a bit like Dentist and Holiday never in the same sentence. DF

    "After I went to the dentist, I needed a holiday, and so I went to Hawaii for a beer with Roosy". Never say never, OD ... :blink:

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Police have dropped the case now so just wait for the weasel words that flow from the AFL.

     "After grilling the stupid bastard who did this for several hours, we finally broke him, and convinced him to give us the medal, so that it wouldn't get into any more trouble. We immediately awarded it to Jobe Watson for safekeeping. As we wouldn't know integrity from a bar of soap, we gave the player concerned several bars of soap, put him on strike one and suspended him from the JLT series. We take this very seriously as our actions have shown. We were also going to recommend counselling for this player, but no-one knew how to spell it, so we gave him a severe reprimand and a $2 fine instead, to be immediately inserted in the swear jar."

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    1?

    Think!

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    1?

    I think you are about 30 short, DF. Redleg doesn't seem to want to make it specific, in case you think of pick 31 and who we swapped for it ... :blink:

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    20 hours ago, old dee said:

    Even you don't believe that Bbo!

    You may not be a religious man OD but you strike me as a spiritual one.  

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    5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    You may not be a religious man OD but you strike me as a spiritual one.  

    Correct Ernest I am very spiritual after half a bottle of single malt.

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