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3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Of course. How high can it count?

Between 0 and a hundred trillion.

:blink:

 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

3

Red you are really back!

What would we do without our countdown king?

 

43 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

Yes just tell me what it is!

3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

Bananas?

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

 
4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

Where ya bin, Biff Boy?

17 minutes ago, dieter said:

Where ya bin, Biff Boy?

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.


7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

Yes, remarks about progeny - even satirical and phantasmogorical and illogical and meant to take the wee out of entrenched male concepts - are taboo here. So how did you fill your idle hours?

Just now, dieter said:

Yes, remarks about progeny - even satirical and phantasmogorical and illogical and meant to take the wee out of entrenched male concepts - are taboo here. So how did you fill your idle hours?

i spent the extra hours on  my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage.

Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

 

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

i spent the extra hours on  my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage.

Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

 

Is Yang a kind of Oranga Tang?

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2 hours ago, Biffen said:

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

Welcome back Mr Biff

Does your recent suspension mean your out of the running for the DL's  fairest and best award?

Edited by DemonFrog

10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Welcome back Mr Biff

Does your recent suspension mean your out of the running for the DL's  fairest and best award?

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 


28 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 

You would make a great AFL board member/senior executive.

On 07/10/2017 at 9:10 PM, Biffen said:

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

Only your third Biff you obviously havent been trying hard enough

 

On 07/10/2017 at 3:19 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

What is a topic?


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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Must be a misprint here.

Lawyers don't use "less" !

Less guilty.

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Well its started. I can feel the excitement coming through the computer.

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

 
28 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

A remedial session with the blue rinser/s should do the trick.


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