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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just now, beelzebub said:

Ok heres the thing.

this thread was created to be a refuge from mentioning HWSNBN...and comfort lounge away from all the bullshlt. Hnece it's name

I propose we have a moratorium on mentioning thing anything about the MFC as there's no bigger can of bullshlt that it right atm !!

Hows the banana crops going ?? 

Better than my weekend.

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22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Haven't seen DL this fired up, but understandably so.

I am so p-ssed off I actually don't want to watch any finals even including the GF. I just couldn't care less. 

Have even stopped watching 360 and AFL tonight.

But the 75 year plan to win our 13 flag is still on track.

Good things come to he who waits!

 

 

Not sure which thread to post this...

I congratulate Dusty Martin on staying at the Tigers. Awesome for the Tiges and for the competition. As stated in the media ab announcement will be made b4 the Tiges final and possibly by the end of the week.

I would hate to see them lose the best player in the comp to a rival for money only. Tiges are flying and he will make more money there in the long run being a one club player.

As a Dees supporter we missed out Dusty! I feel the same with Charlie Curnow in 5 years time...

 

 

Anyone else notice Glen Archer got a fine and conviction for assaulting the official on the field during his son's game? Claimed is was self defense. He ran onto the field of play due to a fight between two players and he honestly believes he was defending himself! Lol! The umpire and a runner asked him to leave, but he thought he'd punch the runner in the face, breaking his glasses. He told the magistrate off in court upon hearing her decision and his lawyer had to tell him to sit down. Too funny! 

Another AFL idol who thinks he can do no wrong and the rules apply to others.

It's his second conviction for assault. Wonder if this still permits him to remain a board member at Norf. No doubt their constitution is rubbery enough to cover this. 

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Don't know why I let this team upset me so much. 11 years of crap and finals there for the taking and we dish up that pathetic first quarter and only a slightly better rest of the game, against a depleted young side playing for nothing other than some pride. Then again we probably have none.

I should have stuck to banana smoothies and forgot about the footy.


You lost your way Red. That's okay.

Months of sun and other distractions . Then you'll be right to do it all over again ;)

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Can't wait for the training the house down crap to start again.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Can't wait for the training the house down crap to start again.

My god Mr Leg your are really [censored] off. Never seen you like this before. It is the MFC surely after all these years you are used to failure. Think of all the other great things in your family. You are blessed. It is just a bloody football team.

 
5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can't wait for the training the house down crap to start again.

Should have a go at Saty like that, Red

I've gone back to my 'failsafe' stance with Melb.

Anything spoken or written is bullshlt.


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14 hours ago, old dee said:

My god Mr Leg your are really [censored] off. Never seen you like this before. It is the MFC surely after all these years you are used to failure. Think of all the other great things in your family. You are blessed. It is just a bloody football team.

I know all that and obviously appreciate the important things in life, but as you say and I am not even sure why, a week later, but I am still really p-ssed off with the players and coaches.They let the fans and themselves down and wasted a golden opportunity to have some finals experience, give everyone some reward for the rotten years, enhance sponsorship, membership, fixture  and recruit opportunities, but they just blew it big time. That still really annoys me.

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11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Should have a go at Saty like that, Red

Can assure you Moonie, that I will treat the summer training posts, articles and photos, as BB described in the post below yours.

17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can't wait for the training the house down crap to start again.

I  have heard a number of the younger players are planning to train the house down this pre season like it's never been trained down before. 

How's that for a start ???

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5 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

I  have heard a number of the younger players are planning to train the house down this pre season like it's never been trained down before. 

How's that for a start ???

Good luck to them trying as the house was demolished last saturday.

word has  it...House doesnt stand a chance !!


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3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

word has  it...House doesnt stand a chance !!

See my post before yours.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

See my post before yours.

I saw..only AFTER I posted..lol.

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Just now, beelzebub said:

I saw..only AFTER I posted..lol.

Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

hope this is a BETTER house...last one wasn't that good 


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10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

Better build a concrete fence as they have broken too many.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I know all that and obviously appreciate the important things in life, but as you say and I am not even sure why, a week later, but I am still really p-ssed off with the players and coaches.They let the fans and themselves down and wasted a golden opportunity to have some finals experience, give everyone some reward for the rotten years, enhance sponsorship, membership, fixture  and recruit opportunities, but they just blew it big time. That still really annoys me.

A week down the track I am way more annoyed that there has been no comment from the coach, CEO or head of the FD. 

However I had a lovely breakfast of bananas and Greek yogurt this morning it has made my day.

19 hours ago, beelzebub said:

You lost your way Red. That's okay.

Months of sun and other distractions . Then you'll be right to do it all over again ;)

There's always next year ... :rolleyes:

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12 hours ago, beelzebub said:

I've gone back to my 'failsafe' stance with Melb.

Anything spoken or written is bullshlt.

Yeah mind melds rule ... :blink:

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

You left out rounding up the alpacas ...


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