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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

You have no idea how spooky that is.

Driving past a week or so ago i laughed to wife how dodgy that place looked/sounded.

She's on a road trip with her three sisters but as it happens had just sent through a link to that article via messenger.

How bizarre lol

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

 
3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

No, no...all chance frittered away 

 

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

2 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

Did it fix your neck? 


11 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Did it fix your neck? 

No but my sexual frustration was cured.

We all love a happy ending  ( to a good story :rolleyes: )

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Well, there we are, beat Pies and play first finals since 2006.

 
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15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red.

Typical bloody lawyer!!

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 


5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 

Send the bill to my estate Red. After today's "effort", I think I shall open an artery - or two.

FMD!! And then do it again.

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Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

I actually purchased a few bananas last week.

Pity there no reason to turn them into a smoothie until 2018.

It's now all about the next AFL season as I feel there a chance of us winning at least one finals game.

On 27/08/2017 at 11:37 AM, Redleg said:

Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

Its very important to be consistent.


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10 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Its very important to be consistent.

And we are. Consistently disappointing supporters. 

Gee there are a lot of sad sacks on Demonland today.

Understandable but hardly new.

This morning I checked my notes from pre season and thought we would win 13 and just miss the finals.

So not far off my predictions.

At the start of the year I thought we still had a number of players that were barely AFL standard and that was the way it panned out.

I am not normally some one who believes in luck but gee we had some shockers this year. 

Injuries cost us lots, has anyone had as bad a year as Hogan and has T mac ever played as badly as his last three games?

well onward to 2018. 

I hope some changes take place in the FD because they cost us a number of games IMO.

 

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I actually purchased a few bananas last week.

Pity there no reason to turn them into a smoothie until 2018.

It's now all about the next AFL season as I feel there a chance of us winning at least one finals game.

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL? :blink::rolleyes:

5 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL? :blink::rolleyes:

AFL is a form of pain, agony and disappointment we all must have.

But it only until September when we have all this free time to do the things our wives have been asking us to do over the past six months.

 

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Haven't seen DL this fired up, but understandably so.

I am so p-ssed off I actually don't want to watch any finals even including the GF. I just couldn't care less. 

Have even stopped watching 360 and AFL tonight.


2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Haven't seen DL this fired up, but understandably so.

I am so p-ssed off I actually don't want to watch any finals even including the GF. I just couldn't care less. 

Have even stopped watching 360 and AFL tonight.

You are not alone Mr. Leg.

i am not very fired up just a little disappointed however I never thought we would play finals this year. Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

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6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

Hope so.

31 minutes ago, old dee said:

Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

Weekend away with the lovely in two weeks, rather than flying to Adelaide 

 

Ok heres the thing.

this thread was created to be a refuge from mentioning HWSNBN...and comfort lounge away from all the bullshlt. Hnece it's name

I propose we have a moratorium on mentioning thing anything about the MFC as there's no bigger can of bullshlt that it right atm !!

Hows the banana crops going ?? 

On 8/27/2017 at 9:23 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

think I might indulge actually....where's the Capt Morgan ??? :rolleyes:


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