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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is the thread that can't be derailed finally being derailed?

'tis on the wrong sub-forum, but, uncle bitters.

i blame ย "dont make me angry" (and jack watts) for thatย 

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41 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is the thread that can't be derailed finally being derailed?

It's ok BBO. I am here to save the day:

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On 05/03/2017 at 11:17 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Peasants are still revolting.

Peasants are ALWAYS revolting

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3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Yourself and my friend Moon( who has provided a selfie below) took this to assume I'm a woman hater,a bigot ,kkk etc.

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Speaking of putting words into others mouths, that's not what I said Biff. I differ in opinion from you, but those aren't my words.

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i have a confession to make

this morning i substituted red grapes for my usual banana in my muesli cereal

i have learnt my lesson and i promise (cross my heart) it won't happen again


3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is the thread that can't be derailed finally being derailed?

And yet here we are bobbing along the track to nowhere ( though i have heard rumours a singular ironed ferroquinological apparatus called Blaine exists there )

31 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Speaking of putting words into others mouths, that's not what I said Biff. I differ in opinion from you, but those aren't my words.

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Yes, my apologies.

I was ranting more on the effects of feminism on government institutions,media,the arts and particularly universities and the courts.

I never sought to condone DV either,or deflect any blame away from the aggressor.

Govt grants and health care research are also strongly supporting women too.

Its become trendy to knock the straightย Aussie white male but we are perhaps the most progressive ,evolved, socially pro-active men on the planet .

I never stood up for white men before the last few years but we are not such a terrible bunch. This does not mean non- white men are the opposite either.

There is a crisis in masculinity in truth.

9 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Yes, my apologies.

I was ranting more on the effects of feminism on government institutions,media,the arts and particularly universities and the courts.

I never sought to condone DV either,or deflect any blame away from the aggressor.

Govt grants and health care research are also strongly supporting women too.

Its become trendy to knock the straightย Aussie white male but we are perhaps the most progressive ,evolved, socially pro-active men on the planet .

I never stood up for white men before the last few years but we are not such a terrible bunch. This does not mean non- white men are the opposite either.

There is a crisis in masculinity in truth.

No masculinity crisis in Romsey Biffen.

Only real men survive in these parts. Men with tineaย  that is masked only by aย powerful flatulence and hidden under a hairy masculine gutย torso.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No masculinity crisis in Romsey Biffen.

Only real men survive in these parts. Men with tineaย  that is masked only by aย powerful flatulence and hidden under a hairy masculine gutย torso.

I've conquered tineaย by not exercising.

Flatulence is actually related more to bread,pasta and rice I've discovered in the last year.

Hairyness is not much of an issue for most fun loving girls.But with your penchant for deviant behaviour I'm sure the ladies of Romsey are tired of explaining away the wiry greys stuck to their cardigans.

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I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

1 minute ago, special robert said:

I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

Same with your diction?

Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

Interestingย the way the govt bags the Gat and says it's an outdated model that has done a disservice to its residents for a number of years and is overdue to close. And yetย the govt has granted the Gatย permits to be a rooming house for many years and has done sfa to help it's clientsย find alternative accommodation. Me thinks they've turned a blind eye to their plight. Theย concentration of 'down and outs' inย one privately funded placeย has savedย the govt quite a sum in the past. Now they appear to be crowingย on its death bed.

Edited by Moonshadow


3 minutes ago, special robert said:

Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

Yore a furry phunny men Speshal

The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

5 minutes ago, special robert said:

The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

Nah, Romseyย would be a step backwards Special

Does Demonland everย have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and shareย a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.


10 minutes ago, special robert said:

Does Demonland everย have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and shareย a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

Careful what you wish for Special.ย 

37 minutes ago, special robert said:

Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

You're from Perth aren't you Rob.

24 minutes ago, special robert said:

Does Demonland everย have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and shareย a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

You're a cunny funt Special but no way will I invite you to The Manor because you are still a person of poverty. However, you have leaped ahead of picket fence on the hopefuls list.

Stick to your proper station in life under the freeway.

It's what God ordained.

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No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring!

I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in hisย real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help!

I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please.

However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

56 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Interestingย the way the govt bags the Gat and says it's an outdated model that has done a disservice to its residents for a number of years and is overdue to close. And yetย the govt has granted the Gatย permits to be a rooming house for many years and has done sfa to help it's clientsย find alternative accommodation. Me thinks they've turned a blind eye to their plight. Theย concentration of 'down and outs' inย one privately funded placeย has savedย the govt quite a sum in the past. Now they appear to be crowingย on its death bed.

They point to the Gat as the sole cause of the Fitzroy st strips' decline.

In reality it's the rich bogans who've moved in and do not spend anything in restaurants.

Kennett got rid of the Catani gardens " meeting place "for the Grand Prix tourists.

St Kilda has been a refuge for drug addicts and prostitutes for 150 years.

It doesn't need fixing- it needs the shop owners to drop the rent prices - or sell up after 50 years of profiteering .

People actually liked it how it was- now they want to sterilise it, get rid of the needle exchange,the Gat,the Backpackers and the nightclubs.

Get rid of the bogans- send themย to Casey.

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