Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Seems that ever since a few dullards on this site can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

Edited by beelzebub

  • Quote
    • Like 3
     
    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Seem that ever since a few dullards on this site who can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

    I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

    Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

    No Pies on here bb!

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    Just now, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     

    for dieter

    English sailor on the radio: "SOS, we are sinking, we are sinking!"
    German coastguard on the radio: "Wot are you sinking (thinking) about?"

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

  • Quote

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

  • Quote
    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

    Some where over the rainbow,

    weigh a pie...

  • Quote
    • Like 5
    • Author
    On 1/23/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red. 

    I'm here.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     
    On 23/01/2017 at 8:29 PM, dieter said:

    Some where over the rainbow,

    weigh a pie...

    But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard
    Spelling

  • Quote
    On 23/01/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

    And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course :blink:

  • Quote

    • Author
    On 1/23/2017 at 5:44 PM, beelzebub said:

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

  • Quote
    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

  • Quote
    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

  • Quote
    14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I lose about 3kg every morning.

    Yes and like me you probably  regain it by 8pm

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I lose about 3kg every morning.

    I"m currently in Asia so I drop weight in regular instalments.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    1 hour ago, dieter said:

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

    You forgot,root,shoot,smoke and dance.

  • Quote
    • Author
    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

    Probably and then put on about 500 KG.

  • Quote
    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Probably and then put on about 500 KG.

    I am very close behind you!

  • Quote

    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    I urge you all to eat pork on the BBQ this year as a sign of respect to infidels.

    Party on.

    Edited by Biffen

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    Back soon.

    Red heads always struggle to find a match Biffen. You tried your best, can't help the injustices of nature. 

    I believe Bitters has been furiously mucking out the Romsey stables in anticipation of your lady friend arrivals. You know, peep holes, CCTV, anchor points, and all that goes with his sick tastes.

    Don't forget to shove all of your 'declarable' items in the missus' luggage on your journey home.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Good to hear you're 'making do' Biff. Getting a good Pimms can be a trifle annoying. Hope they've learnt the finer points of a good G &T also. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Author
    On 1/23/2017 at 5:27 PM, dieter said:

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

    At the piecost.

  • Quote
    •  
    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    At the piecost.

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

    Edited by Biffen

  • Quote
    6 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

    About $3.20 with sauce

    Boom-tish !!

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

      With both sides precariously positioned ahead of the run home to the finals, only one team involved in Sunday’s clash at the Adelaide Oval between the Power and the Demons will remain a contender when it’s over.  On current form, that one team has to be Melbourne which narrowly missed out on defeating the competition’s power house Collingwood on King's Birthday and also recently overpowered both 2024 Grand Finalists. Conversely, Port Adelaide snapped out of a four-game losing streak with a win against the Giants in Canberra. Although they will be rejuvenated following that victory, their performances during that run of losses were sub par and resulted in some embarrassing blow out defeats.

        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1 reply
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 14

      Round 14 is upon us and there's plenty at stake across the rest of the competition. As Melbourne heads to Adelaide, it's time to turn our attention to the other matches of the Round. Which teams are you tipping this week? And which results would be most favourable for the Demons’ finals tilt? Follow all the non-Melbourne games here and join the conversation as the ladder continues to take shape.

        • Thanks
      • 189 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Collingwood

      The media focus on the fiery interaction between Max Gawn and Steven May at the end of the game was unfortunate because it took away the gloss from Melbourne’s performance in winning almost everywhere but on the scoreboard in its Kings Birthday clash with Collingwood at the MCG. It was a real battle reminiscent of the good old days when the rivalry between the two clubs was at its height and a fitting contest to celebrate the 2025 Australian of the Year, Neale Daniher and his superb work to bring the campaign to raise funds for motor neurone disease awareness to the forefront. Notwithstanding the fact that the Magpies snatched a one point victory from his old club, Daniher would be proud of the fact that his Demons fought tooth and nail to win the keenly contested game in front of 77,761 fans.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1 reply
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Port Adelaide

      The Demons are set to embark on a four-week road trip that takes them across the country, with two games in Adelaide and a clash on the Gold Coast, broken up by a mid-season bye. Next up is a meeting with the inconsistent Port Adelaide at Adelaide Oval. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Thanks
      • 181 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Collingwood

      I have something on tomorrow night so Podcast will be Wednesday night. The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Wednesday, 11th June @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees heartbreaking 1 point loss to the Magpies on King's Birthday Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 37 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Collingwood

      Despite effectively playing against four extra opponents, the Dees controlled much of the match. However, their inaccuracy in front of goal and inability to convert dominance in clearances and inside 50s ultimately cost them dearly, falling to a heartbreaking one-point loss on King’s Birthday.

        • Sad
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 533 replies
      Demonland
    View All