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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Welcome to the new season.

How are the boys looking?

Give them another 20 years and I think they have a chance to get that 13th flag!

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Give them another 20 years and I think they have a chance to get that 13th flag!

    Now DF did I tell you ten wins this year?

    Have faith my son 2018/9 we are a chance with this group plus  five new players over the next two years.

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    Now DF did I tell you ten wins this year?

    Have faith my son 2018/9 we are a chance with this group plus  five new players over the next two years.

    I hope that you are right.

    Unfortunately, the current MFC team couldn't beat a depleted MessyDrugs team and lost their final game by over 110 points. IMO the MFC list still needs a lot of work.

     

     

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    18 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I hope that you are right.

    Unfortunately, the current MFC team couldn't beat a depleted MessyDrugs team and lost their final game by over 110 points. IMO the MFC list still needs a lot of work.

     

     

    You mean like the Dogs losing to Freo in the last round?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Seems pretty quiet around here, any news lately?

    They've all gone and taken their bananas elsewhere. 

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Seems pretty quiet around here, any news lately?

    RL I have been too busy lately, test driving C3 1970's Corvette Stingrays.  I am still searching for one with Pickett's Starsky & Hutch stripe down the middle as this would be one hell of a chick magnet car I would think based on Pickett's experiences in the 70's. 

     

     

     

     

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    17 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    They've all gone and taken their bananas elsewhere. 

    Disgraceful. you mean they took their bananas + split.

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    10 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL I have been too busy lately, test driving C3 1970's Corvette Stingrays.  I am still searching for one with Pickett's Starsky & Hutch stripe down the middle as this would be one hell of a chick magnet car I would think based on Pickett's experiences in the 70's. 

     

     

     

     

    BBO still does pretty well in his P76 Leyland.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Disgraceful. you mean they took their bananas + split.

    Did someone say the Banana Splits?

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You mean like the Dogs losing to Freo in the last round?

    Oh I was not aware they lost their last game by 111 points?

    May be we have a chance with this list after all.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You mean like the Dogs losing to Freo in the last round?

    Clearly they were tanking for draft picks ... :)

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    59 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL I have been too busy lately, test driving C3 1970's Corvette Stingrays.  I am still searching for one with Pickett's Starsky & Hutch stripe down the middle as this would be one hell of a chick magnet car I would think based on Pickett's experiences in the 70's. 

     

     

     

     

    Earl are you chasing one of BBO's blue rinses? 

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    9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL I have been too busy lately, test driving C3 1970's Corvette Stingrays.  I am still searching for one with Pickett's Starsky & Hutch stripe down the middle as this would be one hell of a chick magnet car I would think based on Pickett's experiences in the 70's. 

     

     

     

     

    Good heavens Earl Hood,surely you must realise that anything to do with picket would  be unimaginably crass and vulgar. Stick to  the fetishes behaviours that we of the genteel class associate with good taste. You know - hirstute women, suspender belts, autoerotic practices ..........

    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    BBO still does pretty well in his P76 Leyland.

    Sadly the P76 is mostly a farm vehicle these days Red although the lads enjoy sitting in it.

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    I no longer want to get in your Merc BBO...but one day... perhaps  .....could I sit in the P76.....please BBO?

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    29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Sadly the P76 is mostly a farm vehicle these days Red although the lads enjoy sitting in it.

    No doubt they are attracted to the various fragrances within the car.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Seems pretty quiet around here, any news lately?

    Planning my move up North to where there is sun and more sun. I think all I will be getting is a lot of heat and sun. Unfortunately Mrs Frog will remain down South in the cold.

    Not sure if there is a TV service where I am going, so I will need you guys to give my detailed match reports for next season and as many banana recipes as you can. As Mrs Frog alway bursts out in laughter when she talks about the MFC so I need more reliable match reports and she also not a big fan of bananas.

    From what I have read so far, it appears the MFC will be turning Essendon for next two or three years. Only things missing is Hird and his totally legal supplements program. 2017 should be interesting, OD how many games will the MFC win?

     

     

     

     

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Planning my move up North to where there is sun and more sun. I think all I will be getting is a lot of heat and sun. Unfortunately Mrs Frog will remain down South in the cold.

    Not sure if there is a TV service where I am going, so I will need you guys to give my detailed match reports for next season and as many banana recipes as you can. As Mrs Frog alway bursts out in laughter when she talks about the MFC so I need more reliable match reports and she also not a big fan of bananas.

    From what I have read so far, it appears the MFC will be turning Essendon for next two or three years. Only things missing is Hird and his totally legal supplements program. 2017 should be interesting, OD how many games will the MFC win?

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Well DF I am not sure what that says about your domestic situation.

    I will not be making my pronouncement until the fixture is revealed but you can be sure it will be more than 10.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Planning my move up North to where there is sun and more sun. I think all I will be getting is a lot of heat and sun. Unfortunately Mrs Frog will remain down South in the cold.

    Not sure if there is a TV service where I am going, so I will need you guys to give my detailed match reports for next season and as many banana recipes as you can. As Mrs Frog alway bursts out in laughter when she talks about the MFC so I need more reliable match reports and she also not a big fan of bananas.

    From what I have read so far, it appears the MFC will be turning Essendon for next two or three years. Only things missing is Hird and his totally legal supplements program. 2017 should be interesting, OD how many games will the MFC win?

     

     

     

     

    DFrog

    Are you moving to Onslow or Wyndham or even further north?

     

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    Just now, Earl Hood said:

    DFrog

    Are you moving to Onslow or Wyndham or even further north?

     

    I am moving to a remote town which is located at the Centre of WA (Mid West/Goldfields) which is not as far as Onslow / Wyndham (Pilbara), l have already lived further north (Newman) during the 90's.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Planning my move up North to where there is sun and more sun. I think all I will be getting is a lot of heat and sun. Unfortunately Mrs Frog will remain down South in the cold.

    Not sure if there is a TV service where I am going, so I will need you guys to give my detailed match reports for next season and as many banana recipes as you can. As Mrs Frog alway bursts out in laughter when she talks about the MFC so I need more reliable match reports and she also not a big fan of bananas.

    From what I have read so far, it appears the MFC will be turning Essendon for next two or three years. Only things missing is Hird and his totally legal supplements program. 2017 should be interesting, OD how many games will the MFC win?

     

     

     

     

    What does Mrs Frog feel about your move? Is she croaking with joy or dismay? 

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    41 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Well DF I am not sure what that says about your domestic situation.

    I will not be making my pronouncement until the fixture is revealed but you can be sure it will be more than 10.

    So at this stage I will put you down for 11 wins while my guess is more optmistic at 12. Your positive thinking is rubbing off on me!

     

     

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    Just now, hemingway said:

    What does Mrs Frog feel about your move? Is she croaking with joy or dismay? 

    Let's say I need to do a lot of driving (12 hours to get home) and flying, otherwise I will break my must follow rule number 1.

    Rule 1 is happy wife = happy life.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    So at this stage I will put you down for 11 wins while my guess is more optmistic at 12. Your positive thinking is rubbing off on me!

     

     

    14 without seeing the fixture.

    Have faith DF

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    I don't care how many we win, as we win 3 or 4 in September...

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