25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

think delidio will still be borderline, but they will be desperate enough to play him

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

Exactly Mr. Leg

19 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage.

While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise.

Just look at  Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

On ‎4‎/‎16‎/‎2016 at 3:12 PM, picket fence said:

CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

Arrrh picket you drug headed imbecile!!

Happily I am able to walk again - with assistance and the skin grafts appear to be taking.

I have a private detective tracking you down picket ( I suggested they concentrate on slum areas) and then the I shall send the lads around to stomp the [censored] out of you.

20 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

Banned in Geelong Primary Schools.

I shall say no more.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage.

While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise.

Just look at  Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

A very outdated view as always Bitters.

We allow women  to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain.

I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

think delidio will still be borderline, but they will be desperate enough to play him

His wife has pulled rank and he with miss out due to an organic food event.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

A very outdated view as always Bitters.

We allow women  to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain.

I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

And I hear you have a female life coach as well.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

And I hear you have a female life coach as well.

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

As long as they do the job dc they can call themselves what they want.

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

I have connections. And not Biffen's kind of connections.

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well?

Edited April 18, 20169 yr by Biffen

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well.

So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.

14 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .

in that case you'd certainly be noticed out romsey way, mable. not that you'd ever have reason to go there

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

in that case you'd certainly be noticed out romsey way, mable. not that you'd ever have reason to go there

Bad memories out Romsey way DC?

Just now, Maple Demon said:

Bad memories out Romsey way DC?

blank memories best describes it mable, absolutely  nothing worthy of remembrance, sadly, unless you are into animal husbandry abnormalities

24 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

re the english lads not looking reminded me of france's most notorious serial killer dr. marcel petiot who before being guillotined in 1946 said to his witnesses "gentlemen i ask you not to look. this will not be very pretty"    

21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

blank memories best describes it mable, absolutely  nothing worthy of remembrance, sadly, unless you are into animal husbandry abnormalities

"Husbandry" is perhaps too civil a word for it.

Edited April 18, 20169 yr by Biffen

Does Bastardry fit a more apt title!??

Edited April 18, 20169 yr by picket fence

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

"gentlemen i ask you not to look. this will not be very pretty"    

I tell people this before most Melbourne games.