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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!

 
25 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!

Don't stand so close to me Picket!

2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

Hope he is recovering well.

 

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!!

This will put lead in yer pencil!

Take Note this is a ripper!

Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!!

Always remember There is a Sanity Clause!

 

Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. 

Bastards all of you!!

 
3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bastards all of you!!

You love it bitters.

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

 

Bastards all of you!!

I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.


46 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.

biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

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Looks like we might be well under full strength this week, whereas the Pies have been greatly improved with Sidebottom, Toovey and Varcoe playing.

On 14 April 2016 at 9:45 PM, daisycutter said:

biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

 
On 15 April 2016 at 6:53 AM, Biffen said:

The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

 

i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

That assumes, of course,  that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??


2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That assumes, of course,  that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??

are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid?

44 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid?

Not that there is anything wrong with that ...??

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We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... 

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2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... 

We don't seem to be very good " provers".


CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

We don't seem to be very good " provers".

All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane!

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

Drugs'll do that to you.

14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Drugs'll do that to you.

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.


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23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing.

29 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

No, Biffen, there aren't enough drugs in the world to make Justin Bieber sound good.

10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing.

Yes and perhaps A few other tracks.

All undone by Industrial Disease .

 

I heard that Bitter was giving out celebratory floggings after the game today.

9 hours ago, Biffen said:

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

You are Kidding Their First two albums were knockouts! Some questionable other albums followed , however!


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