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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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18 hours ago, Biffen said:

As I mentioned earlier ,my grandfather would turn in his grave if he knew I was eating Japanese food.So I will happily join Red at Vue de Monde once he has rogered someone in the court room and is in the mood to shout.

Lucky he didn't know you get about town in a Toyota.

Can't do Vue De Monde, as you know I am scared of heights.

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    13 hours ago, bjDee said:

    Did you make it down to the Bluesfest over the weekend Red?

    No, I am allergic to the smell of dope. That's why I only hang around smart people.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    No, I am allergic to the smell of dope. That's why I only hang around smart people.

    Has not stopped you being on here Mr. Leg.

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    4 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Has not stopped you being on here Mr. Leg.

    But I can't smell the dopes through the computer. Only have to read what they write.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    But I can't smell the dopes through the computer.

    No but you said you hung around with smart people!!

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    No but you said you hung around with smart people!!

    Again I don't hang around with the likes of Demonland posters, except for one dinner every year.

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    now, now od. you know you can't win against a lawyer

    Good point dc I think all this winning is beginning to unhinge me.

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    20 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Good point dc I think all this winning is beginning to unhinge me.

    I think the beginning is way behind you . You're actually well on the way if it's any consolation.

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    26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    now, now od. you know you can't win against a lawyer

    Another victory.

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    I think the beginning is way behind you . You're actually well on the way if it's any consolation.

    Yes Biff it started long before 2016 I reckon I saw the first symptoms around 2007 and it has been all down hill from there.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No, I am allergic to the smell of dope. That's why I only hang around smart people.

    Guess you've never met Biffen then Red.... very aromatic man.

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Guess you've never met Biffen then Red.... very aromatic man.

    I think you meant "charismatic" Moon. Unless you were referring to my new Cologne "Arrogance"which is a bit of a room filler I'll grant you.

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    9 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I think you meant "charismatic" Moon. Unless you were referring to my new Cologne "Arrogance"which is a bit of a room filler I'll grant you.

    I heard it was called 'Scent of Anoos' and you never fail to get a good seat at the G when you wear it.

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    Missed the game last week, so very excited to be there at the G tomorrow to see the boys, hopefully hammer the Bombers.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Missed the game last week, so very excited to be there at the G tomorrow to see the boys, hopefully hammer the Bombers.

    No Hammering Mr. Leg we will win by five goals.

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    No Hammering Mr. Leg we will win by five goals.

    That is a hammering for us, OD ... :lol::)

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    22 hours ago, old dee said:

    No Hammering Mr. Leg we will win by five goals.

    Yep.

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    Well I expect OD will return to his pessimistic ways after today's shitfest.  The only good thing about today was that I withdrew at the last moment. Let me rephrase that. I was unable  to attend to due to a late change of circumstance. So I am getting [censored] on a better quality vino than I would otherwise.

    Plus I am not having to put up with Biffen's drugtaking.

    BTW. What's this I hear about Stuie and Moonie having drinkies together.

    Oh yes here's an odd one. I was the recipient of some road rage from a bikie today. He pulled up next to me and threatened to "put a bullet between (my) eyes". The world's full of f...wits.

    Anyway, toodle pip all - it's back to the Shiraz for Uncle Bitters.

    Oh yes, because Essendon won, I did promise to give the squeeze " a jolly good flogging". However, I think I'll just [censored] myself and consider what ill luck caused me to be a Demon's supporter. Ron Barassi has a lot to answer for!

     

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    BTW. What's this I hear about Stuie and Moonie having drinkies together.

     

    Offered him a "virtual handshake" and truce seeing it was such a scheizen day for all of us.

    He was too "virtually" tough for that though.

    I'm on a truce fest today, this club is too frustrating and disappointing for us to fight so much on the internet with each other.

     

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    2 minutes ago, stuie said:

    Offered him a "virtual handshake" and truce seeing it was such a scheizen day for all of us.

    He was too "virtually" tough for that though.

    I'm on a truce fest today, this club is too frustrating and disappointing for us to fight so much on the internet with each other.

     

    Good god Stu!!! You didn't get hijacked on a trip to Damascus did you?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good god Stu!!! You didn't get hijacked on a trip to Damascus did you?

    No my child, but I have risen.

     

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    18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I expect OD will return to his pessimistic ways after today's shitfest.  The only good thing about today was that I withdrew at the last moment. Let me rephrase that. I was unable  to attend to due to a late change of circumstance. So I am getting [censored] on a better quality vino than I would otherwise.

    Plus I am not having to put up with Biffen's drugtaking.

    BTW. What's this I hear about Stuie and Moonie having drinkies together.

    Oh yes here's an odd one. I was the recipient of some road rage from a bikie today. He pulled up next to me and threatened to "put a bullet between (my) eyes". The world's full of f...wits.

    Anyway, toodle pip all - it's back to the Shiraz for Uncle Bitters.

    Oh yes, because Essendon won, I did promise to give the squeeze " a jolly good flogging". However, I think I'll just [censored] myself and consider what ill luck caused me to be a Demon's supporter. Ron Barassi has a lot to answer for!

     

    Never a dull day at the manor for our Uncle Bitter.

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    27 minutes ago, stuie said:

    No my child, but I have risen.

     

    I'm going to find a stronger drink!

    27 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Never a dull day at the manor for our Uncle Bitter.

    Correct Mable but I expect it's the same in Cabo Verde!

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    Just woke from a Shiraz induced coma in urgent need of putting out the fire. Drinking water FMD!

    Someone please tell me I had a football nightmare and we really didn't lose the unlosable! PLEASE

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