Jump to content

Featured Replies

On 12/02/2016 at 10:58 PM, Earl Hood said:

As my Christian Brother maths teacher used to beat into me so often, what are the units, boy? Numbers are meaningless without them! 

So.... Did you show him your unit?

 
10 minutes ago, Choke said:

So.... Did you show him your unit?

not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

Just now, daisycutter said:

not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

Ooooooooooh snap.

 

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

just about to give the squeeze one.

9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

just about to give the squeeze one.

didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?


37 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

 
14 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

Compared with our resident SJW I'm a little ray of sunshine Mr Tropical Bitters


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

just about to give the squeeze one.

Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

LSL dc LSL

is that some new synthetic version of LSD, bitters?

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

Do the toads have flatulnce up that way Uncle Mango?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?


1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

"Young" is a comparative term dc. Can be used in many different contexts


13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

p1.jpg

article-0-0C13EF94000005DC-368_638x428.j

 

 

 

Edited by DemonFrog

  • Author
2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

p1.jpg

article-0-0C13EF94000005DC-368_638x428.j

 

 

 

Where is bubble boy?

 
14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

    It's Game Day and the Demons are back on the road for their 3rd interstate game in 4 weeks as they face a fit and firing Crows at Adelaide Oval. With finals now out of our grasps what are you hoping from the Dees today?

      • Thanks
    • 63 replies
  • WHAT’S NEXT? by The Oracle

    What’s next for a beleagured Melbourne Football Club down in form and confidence, facing  intense criticism and disapproval over some underwhelming recent performances and in the midst of a four game losing streak? Why, it’s Adelaide which boasts the best percentage in the AFL and has won six of its last seven games. The Crows are hot and not only that, the game is at the Adelaide Oval; yet another away fixture and the third in a row at a venue outside of Victoria. One of the problems the Demons have these days is that they rarely have the luxury of true home ground advantage, something they have enjoyed just once since mid April. 

      • Thanks
    • 2 replies
  • REPORT: Gold Coast

    From the start, Melbourne’s performance against the Gold Coast Suns at Peoples First Stadium was nothing short of a massive botch up and it came down in the first instance to poor preparation. Rather than adequately preparing the team for battle against an opponent potentially on the skids after suffering three consecutive losses, the Demons looking anything but sharp and ready to play in the opening minutes of the game. By way of contrast, the Suns demonstrated a clear sense of purpose and will to win. From the very first bounce of the ball they were back to where they left off earlier in the season in Round Three when the teams met at the MCG. They ran rings around the Demons and finished the game off with a dominant six goal final term. This time, they produced another dominant quarter to start the game, restricting Melbourne to a solitary point to lead by six goals at the first break, by which time, the game was all but over.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • CASEY: Gold Coast

    Coming off four consecutive victories and with a team filled with 17 AFL listed players, the Casey Demons took to their early morning encounter with the lowly Gold Coast Suns at People First Stadium with the swagger of a team that thought a win was inevitable. They were smashing it for the first twenty minutes of the game after Tom Fullarton booted the first two goals but they then descended into an abyss of frustrating poor form and lackadaisical effort that saw the swagger and the early arrogance disappear by quarter time when their lead was overtaken by a more intense and committed opponent. The Suns continued to apply the pressure in the second quarter and got out to a three goal lead in mid term before the Demons fought back. A late goal to the home side before the half time bell saw them ten points up at the break and another surge in the third quarter saw them comfortably up with a 23 point lead at the final break.

    • 0 replies
  • PREGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

    With their season all over bar the shouting the Demons head back on the road for the third week in a row as they return to Adelaide to take on the Crows. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
    • 213 replies
  • POSTGAME: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

    The Demons did not come to play from the opening bounce and let the Gold Coast kick the first 5 goals of the match. They then outscored the Suns for the next 3 quarters but it was too little too late and their season is now effectively over.

      • Sad
      • Like
    • 231 replies