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On 12/02/2016 at 10:58 PM, Earl Hood said:

As my Christian Brother maths teacher used to beat into me so often, what are the units, boy? Numbers are meaningless without them! 

So.... Did you show him your unit?

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    10 minutes ago, Choke said:

    So.... Did you show him your unit?

    not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

    Ooooooooooh snap.

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    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

    didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

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    37 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

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    14 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

    What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

    Compared with our resident SJW I'm a little ray of sunshine Mr Tropical Bitters

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

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    5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

    Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

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    48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    LSL dc LSL

    is that some new synthetic version of LSD, bitters?

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

    Do the toads have flatulnce up that way Uncle Mango?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

    how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

    C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

    well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

    and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

    and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

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    47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

    gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

    "Young" is a comparative term dc. Can be used in many different contexts

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    13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

    Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

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    Good news!

    It seems the threat to the QLD banana crop has passed.

     

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

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    Where is bubble boy?

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

    Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

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