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Heard today that VCE kids on muck up days had gotten themselves some bad publicity by interfering with chooks, (missed the second species), and alpacas!

Now we know Biff has a bit of a thing for Schoolies. But maybe, knowing the location of a flock of randy alpacas, he has gone feral prior to the big events at Lorne, Gold Coast etc. and is in pre-season training while hiding out under the nose of a celeb poster somewhere in the Macedon Shire???

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    You are getting BBO mixed up with Biffen dc

    i think you mis-comprehend moonie. maybe stuie could explain it to you :o

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    Heard today that VCE kids on muck up days had gotten themselves some bad publicity by interfering with chooks, (missed the second species), and alpacas!

    Now we know Biff has a bit of a thing for Schoolies. But maybe, knowing the location of a flock of randy alpacas, he has gone feral prior to the big events at Lorne, Gold Coast etc. and is in pre-season training while hiding out under the nose of a celeb poster somewhere in the Macedon Shire???

    i heard he was being chased around the murrindindi region. some kind of misunderstanding

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    Is this a recurring nightmare? The Fl og back? Surely not .... what sins have I committed?

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    Rules to live by?

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    Just heard from Bifffen. Well he wanted money actually. Seems he has rent problems at the Gat. He has done poorly on the punt.

    Who would believe the 3 favourites won the trifecta.

    All the bookies on telly said it would be different.

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    After a quite decent Bobbie Burns Shiraz I'm enjoying an Irish / Canadian fusion band at the Nicholas pub in Beechworth with lots of Kelly history. There's a framed guernsey signed by The Ox on the wall.

    Doesn't get much better than this.

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    Sunday 30 & 22

    But it's still Saturday, Red. Don't take un-lived hours away from me! Unless they are hangover hours.

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    After a quite decent Bobbie Burns Shiraz I'm enjoying an Irish / Canadian fusion band at the Nicholas pub in Beechworth with lots of Kelly history. There's a framed guernsey signed by The Ox on the wall.

    Doesn't get much better than this.

    Don't know about that bjd, BBO Biff and I could share in a drop and liven things up for you

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    A very hurtful and I must point out, inaccurate slander against my good name. For a start, I no longer do idolatry. I suppose you could replace that with drunkenness and I'm usually , sometimes .... skip honesty for the moment. But if I was totally honest, I'd say add gluttony and of course lust. Then there is avarice, indolence and is incontinence sinful? Best I stop now.

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    A very hurtful and I must point out, inaccurate slander against my good name. For a start, I no longer do idolatry. I suppose you could replace that with drunkenness and I'm usually , sometimes .... skip honesty for the moment. But if I was totally honest, I'd say add gluttony and of course lust. Then there is avarice, indolence and is incontinence sinful? Best I stop now.

    Should you not be flagellating yourself right now for Ashura.

    As arguably the biggest Shi'ite on this forum I think it is incumbent upon you.

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    it's monday and the silence from red is palpable

    i need my countdown fix

    29 and 21.

    I looked to the moon (through BBO's legs) and the branches pointed to the east {stiff breeze}. And what a sight to behold.

    Much like this collectors item:

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    Red Ol' Master would be a proud man.

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    29 and 21.

    I looked to the moon (through BBO's legs) and the branches pointed to the east {stiff breeze}. And what a sight to behold.

    Much like this collectors item:

    hotrodballs1-300x200.jpg

    Red Ol' Master would be a proud man.

    well done grasshopper

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    29 and 21.

    I looked to the moon (through BBO's legs) and the branches pointed to the east {stiff breeze}. And what a sight to behold.

    Much like this collectors item:

    hotrodballs1-300x200.jpg

    Red Ol' Master would be a proud man.

    Ah yes, I looked to the heavens and saw the future and you are in that future as a budding countdown star. No, not the "he who can't talk" Molly Meldrum countdown, but the far more important, Demonland Draft Countdown.

    Keep up your studies and practice well and as the Nun said to the Bishop, "it's not that hard" and no my son it isn't that hard, if you continue on the right path to Countdown Mastership.

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    29 and 21.

    I looked to the moon (through BBO's legs) and the branches pointed to the east {stiff breeze}. And what a sight to behold.

    What sick fantasies do you have H_T, looking at me in that way.

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    What sick fantasies do you have H_T, looking at me in that way.

    Fair question Moon. However, I also have concerns - who could possibly choose the view between my legs ..... although there was a trombonist .. sadly deceased - but I'll not go into that.

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    Should you not be flagellating yourself right now for Ashura.

    As arguably the biggest Shi'ite on this forum I think it is incumbent upon you.

    Only you could make such a sacrilegious comment Biffen. I hope a Mosque is built next to the Gat.

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