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Had a very nice Banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

A small but nice diversion from the crazy football world that is the MFC.

 
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Had a very nice Banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

A small but nice diversion from the crazy football world that is the MFC.

Gee sticky teeth.

 

Have you heard of tooth brushes Redleg?

Is that some weird instruction for BBO?

Tooth brushes red leg, then tongue tickles inner thigh.

Is that some weird instruction for BBO?

Tooth brushes red leg, then tongue tickles inner thigh.

Oh I feel ill!


Oh I feel ill!

Who is ill?

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Is that some weird instruction for BBO?

Tooth brushes red leg, then tongue tickles inner thigh.

Am I now part of some Porno movie?

 
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Carlton have played well early in games and then tire and fade late. This happened again on Sunday. They had the effort though, where was ours. Our comeback could have been on the back of Carlton fading rather than our improved effort.



No matter who we recruited and who was out injured, why has the Coaching staff been unable to get effort when the game is on the line?



23 goals to 3 in last 3 games in the first quarter.



IMO that is indefensible.



Any arguments about playing finals sides evaporates when you look at last week.



Something is wrong somewhere.

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Refer to your online favorites and answer that question yourself Redtube eeerr I mean Redleg.!!

Redtube is an educational site.


Its our fault Red....keep up old chap.

We're sending the wrong vibes !!

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Giants beat Blues by over 80 points, we are doing well.

We really are keeping our lads down !!!

Shame on us...

Must be what happens when a newbie team is embraced and nurtured by their supporters and residential kin...all 56 and a couple of dogs.

(A cynic would suspect inept footballers and suspect methodologies in their learnings)

Well it does provide a new perspective on certain matters.

POV ? :rolleyes:

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So you've been peeking too bb?

suffice to say i have friends who think Zoo and Picture are high end publications !!

My gardener looks at the pics in Zoo. Speaking of pics made me think of Pix which led me to Post and Man. Arrrhhhh the good old days.

you left out people. didn't you ever go to the barbers to just read the mags?

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you left out people. didn't you ever go to the barbers to just read the mags?

how much hair do i have ?

Absolute Shyte day at the club, I have had enough. Can't we talk about bananas for a change? By the way the cluster of banana trees next door to my beach shack down on the Surf Coast is coming along nicely. The old guy owner has no idea who much they are worth. Could be a big harvest coming up. Of course I have offered to manage the whole process for him. I can make better use of the proceeds.

I have to report in that I have finally got down the coast after two months or so to find that the banana crop is dead as a dodo. The banana blight has reached the Surf Coast it seems. I have cancelled the handshack contract of course and will be seeking reparations for my lost profits.

 

I have to report in that I have finally got down the coast after two months or so to find that the banana crop is dead as a dodo. The banana blight has reached the Surf Coast it seems. I have cancelled the handshack contract of course and will be seeking reparations for my lost profits.

Good God Lord Earl Hood!! I know being "of the blood" is an exclusive privilege, but even I draw the line at responding to my own posts. However, I do see the logic and reasonableness of it.

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What mags did the man bun north Fitzroy hipsters read back in the 60's?

Playboy, definitely. Or the rougher ones read Penthouse.


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