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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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boy-o-boy, wow-ee, what a big day in footy

chicken little shot bambi, the afl won the jackpot lotto and danny boy declares a holiday for the visitors from west coast and freemantle

Can't help bad luck, DC ... :)

 

Eating banana chips while scanning through posts. Not the same as eating nobby's nuts, but then bananas don't have nuts. Do they?

Eating banana chips while scanning through posts. Not the same as eating nobby's nuts, but then bananas don't have nuts. Do they?

japanese_banana_man_gif__click__by_callm

 
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Had a banana smoothie at a new place in Malvern Road. Too thin and not enough yoghurt. Also not cold enough. What is going on in this world?

James Hird finally gets sacked and you are wondering what Is wrong with the world? :-)


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James Hird finally gets sacked and you are wondering what Is wrong with the world? :-)

I am worried about banana smoothies and you mention Hird.

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I for one will miss the doorstop interviews at the Hird palace.

 

I for one will miss the doorstop interviews at the Hird palace.

I won't.

If I never see his face again it will be too soon.

However I have ever expectation that in a couple of years time we will see him surface in the media.

A bit like the rehabilitation of Wayne Carey

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I won't.

If I never see his face again it will be too soon.

However I have ever expectation that in a couple of years time we will see him surface in the media.

A bit like the rehabilitation of Wayne Carey

You are a vengeful man OD.


You are a vengeful man OD.

I don't think so Mr Leg but that is probably better judged by others .

Mrs OD says I am a very calm person and it takes a lot to make me angry.

I will say I have very long memory.

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I will say I have very long memory.

Well lets test it then.

What was our first course at Wongs last time we ate there?

Well lets test it then.

What was our first course at Wongs last time we ate there?

Inter?

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Well lets test it then.

What was our first course at Wongs last time we ate there?

No idea I was refering to people who do me wrong / effect me.

e.g. I will never forgive the Group that ran the Dees 2008 - 2013. they will be forever a bunch of nitwits.

Well meaning perhaps but they produced the crap we now sit in.

well it is thurdaisy and no earth shattering footy revelations

i'm disappointed, wtf are the media doing?

surely they could manufacture a good story

here's something to cheer y'all

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No idea I was refering to people who do me wrong / effect me.

e.g. I will never forgive the Group that ran the Dees 2008 - 2013. they will be forever a bunch of nitwits.

Well meaning perhaps but they produced the crap we now sit in.

We had a great Executive Board Member in 1985 who was also a great Team Manager under Big Carl in 1979.

If we had more like him this club would have won another 10 flags.

At the very least we would have had Daniel Talia at CHB for us and the name Gysberts would never have existed at the MFC.

We had a great Executive Board Member in 1985 who was also a great Team Manager under Big Carl in 1979.

If we had more like him this club would have won another 10 flags.

At the very least we would have had Daniel Talia at CHB for us and the name Gysberts would never have existed at the MFC.

Pumping up your own tyres Redleg?

well it is thurdaisy and no earth shattering footy revelations

i'm disappointed, wtf are the media doing?

surely they could manufacture a good story

here's something to cheer y'all

mawkish vomit inducing sloppy droppings of a sick feline

mawkish vomit inducing sloppy droppings of a sick feline

Not a fan BBO?

Not a fan BBO?

Well I suppose I shouldn't be too critical - that sort of stuff would be considered high culture in Borewood.

The again it may work for dc and loosen up the bluerinsers.


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Pumping up your own tyres Redleg?

Well the air was there so I used it.

Ask him about the game at Waverley against Fitzroy in 1979.

I don't think he played that day WJ.

 
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Ask him about the game at Waverley against Fitzroy in 1979.

Well that would be a first in the AFL, or the world of sport for that matter, the team got thrashed because of the performance of the non playing team manager.


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