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  On 15/08/2015 at 22:40, Bitter but optimistic said:

Pimp, drug abuser and all round pervert.

The flattery is overwhelming.

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      On 15/08/2015 at 23:44, Biffen said:

    The flattery is overwhelming.

    Who is that avatar of?

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      On 16/08/2015 at 00:41, Redleg said:

    Who is that avatar of?

    Uncle Paul the creep.

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    I had a very nice Sunday

    Oh how did they footy go have not got around to checking?

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      On 17/08/2015 at 01:48, old dee said:

    I had a very nice Sunday

    Oh how did they footy go have not got around to checking?

    don't worry. due to the bubonic plague melbourne did not play, od

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      On 17/08/2015 at 01:50, daisycutter said:

    don't worry. due to the bubonic plague melbourne did not play, od

    Oh good so at least we did get a belting then.

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      On 17/08/2015 at 01:48, old dee said:

    I had a very nice Sunday

    Oh how did they footy go have not got around to checking?

    Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

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      On 17/08/2015 at 02:18, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

    Actually a little second hand today Bbo.

    But I guarantee I am feeling a lot better than the poor unfortunates who trudged off to the House of pain yesterday.

    God we are ordinary.

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      On 17/08/2015 at 02:18, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

    I wonder if he runs a tab or just drains it straight from the cask?

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      On 17/08/2015 at 02:34, Biffen said:

    I wonder if he runs a tab or just drains it straight from the cask?

    Very up market my family Biff

    We bottle, label and cork before quaffing.

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      On 17/08/2015 at 02:50, old dee said:

    Very up market my family Biff

    We bottle, label and cork before quaffing.

    what a waste of time.....

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      On 17/08/2015 at 02:50, old dee said:

    Very up market my family Biff

    We bottle, label and cork before quaffing.

    Uncle Bitters is keen to meet the family and taste the new vintage.

    When we get the address( which we will in time)

    I am expecting a full tasting session as we are (potentially) big customers.

    I have a stange palette that needs to taste a full bottle before reaching any conclusions.

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    I need more than alcohol to rid the taste of sunday.

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    I left the house today. Bananas at one of the superoglimarkets in the NT $4 down from $6.75. It's skin and mush - cheers and die.

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    Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

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      On 18/08/2015 at 06:27, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

    Do you have any carpentry/building skills you can offer my reno Uncle Bitter? The only one I know is a lazy druggo.

    Edit. Actually, I take that request back. I struggle to take anyone seriously who talks of themself in the third person

    Edited by Moonshadow

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      On 18/08/2015 at 07:10, Moonshadow said:

    Do you have any carpentry/building skills you can offer my reno Uncle Bitter? The only one I know is a lazy druggo.

    Edit. Actually, I take that request back. I struggle to take anyone seriously who talks of themself in the third person

    Now you are trying to destroy HIS reputation.

    Chapeau!

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    I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

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      On 18/08/2015 at 08:00, Redleg said:

    I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

    Agree. But it's nothing that we don't already know.

    At least with our succession plan in place we can look forward to a lack of media heat for the next 6 months while Bombers and Blues will be put through the wringer.

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      On 18/08/2015 at 08:29, bjDee said:

    Agree. But it's nothing that we don't already know.

    At least with our succession plan in place we can look forward to a lack of media heat for the next 6 months while Bombers and Blues will be put through the wringer.

    Could we just win a couple of games?

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      On 18/08/2015 at 08:00, Redleg said:

    I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

    Correct Redleg

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      On 18/08/2015 at 08:00, Redleg said:

    I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

    Every poster on Land needs to remember this hard fact, especially the next time we play them

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    boy-o-boy, wow-ee, what a big day in footy

    chicken little shot bambi, the afl won the jackpot lotto and danny boy declares a holiday for the visitors from west coast and freemantle

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