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I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

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    What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

    Probably leading a secret terrorist raid on an asparagus farm.

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    What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

    Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

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    Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

    You have said too much.

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    I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

    until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

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    until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

    Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus dc.

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    until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

    I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

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    I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

    is that a nautical term, red, or some sort of naughtiness?

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    I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

    How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

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    How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

    thanks for the heads-up ethan.....i really needed that image.....not

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    until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

    Smoked it but didnt inhale.

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    Smoked it but didnt inhale.

    think some people will smoke anything, jazza

    when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

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    think some people will smoke anything, jazza

    when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

    Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

    Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

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    Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

    Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

    well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

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    I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

    They are lovely with butter ,salt ,pepper and a sprinkle of parmesan.

    Fresh Redleg-not the canned variety rolled diagonally in a slice of white bread that has had the crust removed.

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    well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

    You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

    It should be innate .

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    well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

    You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

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    What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

    Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

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    You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

    cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

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    cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

    Cant believe i missed out on that.

    Imagine the koala's you coulda culled with that ammo.

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    think some people will smoke anything, jazza

    when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

    Dangerous practice that -- didn't anyone ever tell them not to roll and smoke at the same time? :blink:

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    Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

    So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ... :lol:

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    Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

    Did the Bentley get beaten by limp asparagus Earl? Hopefully they didn't throw potatoes

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    You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

    It should be innate .

    Barbarism starts at home, eh? :lol:

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    So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ... :lol:

    I did rent out the Bentley to a Mr Hammond last year for tax purposes while I was visiting the old country. I believe he did tour up north while I was away. It did come back somewhat the worse for wear now you mention it.

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