The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Maple Demon 449]

I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Probably leading a secret terrorist raid on an asparagus farm.

[Earl Hood 6,086]

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

Edited May 11, 2015 by Earl Hood

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

You have said too much.

[daisycutter 29,616]

I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

[Moonshadow 17,676]

until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus dc.

[Redleg 40,946]

until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

[daisycutter 29,616]

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

is that a nautical term, red, or some sort of naughtiness?

[Ethan Tremblay 30,872]

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

[daisycutter 29,616]

How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

thanks for the heads-up ethan.....i really needed that image.....not

[jazza 1,323]

until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

Smoked it but didnt inhale.

[daisycutter 29,616]

Smoked it but didnt inhale.

think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

[jazza 1,323]

think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

[daisycutter 29,616]

Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

[Biffen 12,943]

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

They are lovely with butter ,salt ,pepper and a sprinkle of parmesan.

Fresh Redleg-not the canned variety rolled diagonally in a slice of white bread that has had the crust removed.

[Biffen 12,943]

well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

It should be innate .

[jazza 1,323]

well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

[Earl Hood 6,086]

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

[daisycutter 29,616]

You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

[jazza 1,323]

cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

Cant believe i missed out on that.

Imagine the koala's you coulda culled with that ammo.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

Dangerous practice that -- didn't anyone ever tell them not to roll and smoke at the same time?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ...

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

Did the Bentley get beaten by limp asparagus Earl? Hopefully they didn't throw potatoes

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

It should be innate .

Barbarism starts at home, eh?

[Earl Hood 6,086]

So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ...

I did rent out the Bentley to a Mr Hammond last year for tax purposes while I was visiting the old country. I believe he did tour up north while I was away. It did come back somewhat the worse for wear now you mention it.