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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

 

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Probably leading a secret terrorist raid on an asparagus farm.

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

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Well let's just say it all leads back to the Gatwick Hotel, bananas, asparagus, that is all I dare state in public.

You have said too much.

I understand where you are coming from Deefrog. I once derided asparagus publicly, thought nothing more of it but was then confronted some weeks later by an angry mob outside the Koo Wee Rup swamp. Not a pretty sight for a proud aristocrat like myself.

until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent


until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus dc.

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until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

is that a nautical term, red, or some sort of naughtiness?

 

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

thanks for the heads-up ethan.....i really needed that image.....not


until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent

Smoked it but didnt inhale.

Smoked it but didnt inhale.

think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

I am allergic to asparagus. Just typing the word, is starting to make me feel nautious.

They are lovely with butter ,salt ,pepper and a sprinkle of parmesan.

Fresh Redleg-not the canned variety rolled diagonally in a slice of white bread that has had the crust removed.


well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

It should be innate .

well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh

You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.

cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition

Cant believe i missed out on that.

Imagine the koala's you coulda culled with that ammo.


think some people will smoke anything, jazza

when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

Dangerous practice that -- didn't anyone ever tell them not to roll and smoke at the same time? :blink:

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ... :lol:

Maple occasionally my work requires me to travel to KWR to discuss the local people's concerns after heavy rains about local floods and what am I going to do about it. The mob turned ugly when I pointed out they live in a swamp and swamps by nature tend to flood when it rains. When they accused me of being anti asparagus all hell broke loose and I was lucky to get out of town unscathed, what with the Bentley getting bogged as well.

Did the Bentley get beaten by limp asparagus Earl? Hopefully they didn't throw potatoes

 

You see DC, Jazza learnt at home.

It should be innate .

Barbarism starts at home, eh? :lol:

So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ... :lol:

I did rent out the Bentley to a Mr Hammond last year for tax purposes while I was visiting the old country. I believe he did tour up north while I was away. It did come back somewhat the worse for wear now you mention it.


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