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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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And poodle walking rich chicks holidaying in apollo bay.

Those are Daisy's neighbors so he can't be advocating that!

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    Those are Daisy's neighbors so he can't be advocating that!

    poodle walkers can go

    cavalier king charles spaniel walkers get to stay

    poodles are too smart for their own good, col

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    Sorry Daisy and Biff. Looks like the blue rinse brigade has lost the club to an entirely new demographic. All we can do is sit back and wince or hope that we continue to win and that will scare them off. (For the record, I like Chet Faker's music).Hipsters begin to embrace contact sport

    Kind of illustrates their shallowness if he thinks allegiance to a football club should be based upon picking the shittiest team cause it's 'cool' to support the club that no on else does. Bunch of tossrrs.

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    Kind of illustrates their shallowness if he thinks allegiance to a football club should be based upon picking the shittiest team cause it's 'cool' to support the club that no on else does. Bunch of tossrrs.

    I'm hoping that you were saying that ironically Moonie!

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    Now Chet Faker is a fan I might go follow the Melbournre lacrosse team.

    Footy has become too mainstream .

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    Those are Daisy's neighbors so he can't be advocating that!

    talking of neighbours, col, what's it like living in bummer heartland?

    must make you feel like mc

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    Now Chet Faker is a fan I might go follow the Melbournre lacrosse team.

    Footy has become too mainstream .

    Don't hipsters play hacky sack Biff? That might be more the ticket if you wish to deviate from the mainstream.

    talking of neighbours, col, what's it like living in bummer heartland?

    must make you feel like mc

    It was satisfying to be at the pub to see them fall into a heap last Saturday after returning from the G. That should save me from them from a week or so.

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    Our way of life is being threatened.

    Nay, the very existence of this warped playground may cease to be.

    I urge you all to pour a bucket if shizen over Frankys thread.!!!

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    Not his neighbours Col - his hobby.

    I was wondering who was going to pounce on that joke I left so skilfully open. Kudos to you Uncle Bitter.

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    Bucket poured.

    Nice work WJ.

    It's a dirty job but somebody must clean up all the irrelevant information.

    Which would account for most of the frogs pictures.

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    Nice work WJ.

    It's a dirty job but somebody must clean up all the irrelevant information.

    Which would account for most of the frogs pictures.

    But not enough of Curry and Beers' posts...

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    Nice work WJ.

    It's a dirty job but somebody must clean up all the irrelevant information.

    Which would account for most of the frogs pictures.

    Don't poke the Frog too much there Biff, as the pictures may return and it will be your fault.

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    Don't poke the Frog too much there Biff, as the pictures may return and it will be your fault.

    Poke away, then Biff ... :blink:

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    Don't poke the Frog too much there Biff, as the pictures may return and it will be your fault.

    No No!! Please Fl og anything but that !!!!!! I'll even be nice to you. (Can't believe I said that)

    And no more free drinks for Biffen.

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    No No!! Please Fl og anything but that !!!!!! I'll even be nice to you. (Can't believe I said that)

    And no more free drinks for Biffen.

    That makes two of us.

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    That makes two of us.

    Despite all my efforts with you [censored] your Westralian lets you down again!

    "..two of us" for what?

    Read Fl og (forgot the space)

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Despite all my efforts with you [censored] your Westralian lets you down again!

    "..two of us" for what?

    Read Fl og (forgot the space)

    You convinced m BBO that this thread needs more funny pictures.

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    That makes two of us.

    Getting soft BBO,

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    Would love us on 2 wins and Cats on none, after this weekend.

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    To go to the pub and watch the footy or to go to the gym?
    Questions, questions....

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    To go to the pub and watch the footy or to go to the gym?

    Questions, questions....

    Not sure I see the question there ... :)

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    Not sure I see the question there ... :)

    One cancels out the other unfortunately.

    Watching the footy is a given in some way shape or form. Whether or not I watch it at the pub is a different question altogether.

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    Not sure what could be said about todays game.

    When does the 2016 AFL season start again?

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